Today is looking to get smacked around.
I feel like I shouldn't have left the house!
Lilah ,'Destiny'
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Today is looking to get smacked around.
I feel like I shouldn't have left the house!
I haven't left the house. It doesn't help.
That's extremely random, Aimee.
That's extremely random, Aimee.
I know!
Now I don't want to leave and go to the library.
I know that it is probably damned horrible of me and very assumptive that she'd do something, but she she kind of jumped when she saw me sitting on my porch and the asking for a smoke seemed like a "Fuck. Got caught sneaking around. Must cover ass."
Funny how when one is talking tough, one forgets who is in close proximity to the BATCOMPUTER with a GIANT MUG OF VANILLA LATTE!!!!!!!
Also? Your MiracleMan statue now lives in the CAT BOX.
1) You love the BatComputer as much as I do. You wouldn't harm it.
b) If Miracleman is in the catbox when I get home, I am taking your big ass Wicked: Behind the Scenes book, setting it on fire and pissing on the ashes.
In other news: Love you, baby.
Love you, too.
And it's called The Grimerie
{{AmyLiz}} Good grief! Um, interview ~ma and a whole bunch of giveabreak~ma too.
And it's called The Grimerie
Noted.
Also: My shinai should be somewhere about, or my kali sticks, should you decide you need to whomp intruders. My sword is also under the bed, if you need that.
My shinai should be somewhere about, or my kali sticks, should you decide you need to whomp intruders. My sword is also under the bed, if you need that.
rolls eyes
If I need to whomp an intruder, I damn well don't want to have to roll my agility for it.
We need a gun.
My sword is also under the bed, if you need that.
Swords do better propped up in the corner--oh, but you have a toddler, never mind. My cats aren't known for trying out any stray weapons they get their paws on.
We need a gun.
The Markarov 9x18mm fits nicely in smaller hands.
edit: Once upon a time I wouldn't have believed I'd know so much about weapons.