I was off writing one of my "Countdown" recaps.(If any Bitches are fans, which some of y'all are, they are at [link] I've got Fridays...this one is only okay, but I am proud of my joke about Roger Ailes and Jabba The Hutt.

Mom called, her flight was delayed so she's been put up in a hotel for the night and will get in tomorrow afternoon (rather than 10 pm tonight).

She gave me a quick update, something really scary happened right before she and Aunt J left for the airport. A woman on drugs was wandering the neighborhood and she went into G'ma's neighbor's driveway and the keys to their car were laying out (they were doing yard work and had moved the car), she took the keys, stole the car. The neighbor's wife saw it happened so the husband grabbed his cell phone called 911 and followed in their other car.

The police chased the woman, she almost ran over a cop, and then they had to break the window to get her out.

G'ma doesn't go outside by herself and her house is locked up but it scared Mom and Aunt J. She doesn't open the door to anyone, but what if someone claimed to be a police officer?

Mom's been saying that they'll keep G'ma at home until it's not safe for her or there is some kind of sign. So Mom sees this as a big sign. While she was up there she and Aunt J toured a very nice assisted living facility with a Memory care wing and an enclosed yard with bird feeders and even a pet bunny that roams free. She's hoping there won't be too much of a wait to get G'ma in there.

Well I'm not going to game, but I am going to a gothy bi girls party. All dressed up. Whee!

I'm also tending the door for part of the night, going early to help set up and staying late to help clean up. But I get in for free! And I get a little staff badge!

I have a cat that is difficult to pill. With 2 people, it isn't bad. with one it is almost impossible. It turned out that my attitude helped. 1- I know I will not hurt the cat. I mean no harm. 2_ I am bigger 3- getting sick and going to the vet, even more traumatic for the cat. usually they have to put him under to do anything. 4) for most things it takes being free for him to forget the trauma - when it is some like antibiotics - less than a day.

2 strategies Liquid when ever possible- some will get down him. and a small room where he can't hide is the best place.

Bitches, I have been out on the town, and I return to you not inebriated enough, but with hurty feet and a shaken rump. We hit some of the local hot spots, including one with a sexy guitarist who didn't see me completely staring at him and thinking lustful thoughts. It's also possible that I... um... danced on a pole...

Our dear Cashmere also put up with my text-message squeeing when they played Journey. FUNKY MOOSE!

Ailleann, which bar? Which band? I'm jealous. Also, the text was fuuuunneeeeeee.

I spent most of the evening moving furniture, sweeping up dog hair and mopping with Murphy's Oil Soap. Yippee.

I was at Lodge Bar, down in the Arena District, and I didn't catch the guitarist's name. I think he was supposed to be part of a whole band, but the rest of him wasn't there.

Then we went to Spice Bar, which was sooooo Euro for the middle of Ohio, and we didn't end up staying.

I kinda hate the club scene, and Cbus is not really that different, but it is nice to get my dance on.

Migraine. Puking. No sleep (since 2am). Crappy.

Happy Sunday Morning!

Yay, Aillean for getting your dance on.

Boo, migraine, for bothering vw.

Glad you had fun, Ailleann. The bar scene isn't very much here but there are rare moments when you find the perfect band in the perfect atmosphere that make it worth the effort.

vw, I hope you feel better.

Laura, I hope your MiL continues to improve. Much recovery~ma to her and calm~ma for you and Brendon.

Sean, I hope the liquid is the solution to your kitty medication problems. Me, I don't understand why they would even make pills for cats. It just doesn't compute.