I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


juliana - Mar 23, 2007 1:44:48 pm PDT #2093 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Mooooom, juliana made me laugh my annoying squirrel laugh!

Make 'em laugh
Make 'em laugh
Don't you know everyone wants to laugh?
My dad said "Be an actor, my son
But be a comical one
They'll be standing in lines
For those old honky tonk monkeyshines"


askye - Mar 23, 2007 1:56:34 pm PDT #2094 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

YAY Aimee for besting algebra!

I didn't say this earlier -- but I 'm hoping that all goes well in your move. I know you'll be missed like craxy in CA but it sounds like you are doing something that will be great for you guys.


Pix - Mar 23, 2007 2:07:28 pm PDT #2095 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

t hearts Juliana forever

My sister in Singing in the Rain love! I can sing that entire soundtrack, I'm pretty sure.


askye - Mar 23, 2007 2:12:04 pm PDT #2096 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

Today was a coworker's birthday so almost all the support staff shut down their offices and went to lunch to celebrate. We don't get to do that often and it was neat.

Except for our resident crazy co worker who offended the birthday girl. They were in the elevator and the co worker declared "omigod! oh my god. I've never seen calves that big." Refering to the birthday girl's legs.

She's also asked the SAME woman if she's pregnant at least twice in the last month, most recently making a joke that the woman should go to the store to get a pregnancy test to make sure. One the basis of that comment I advised they talk with her supervisor and let her know that Crazy Coworker's behavior is really out of line.

Edit - she didn't ask the birthday girl if she was pregnant twice, this was another co worker. However, she did ask the birthday girl if she was pregnant, even knowing that the birthday girl had a baby less than 6 mths ago.


Kathy A - Mar 23, 2007 2:24:42 pm PDT #2097 of 10003
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Popping to say that I am horrified at askye's Crazy Coworker, and want to take that birthday girl out for some serious drinking.

I had someone at an amusement park once almost refuse to let me on a ride because she thought I was pregnant--I was a fat 12 year old wearing an empire-waisted peasant shirt (that was popular in the late '70s). To joke about that is just, just...grrrrrr.


Cashmere - Mar 23, 2007 2:34:36 pm PDT #2098 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.

One the basis of that comment I advised they talk with her supervisor and let her know that Crazy Coworker's behavior is really out of line.

Or possibly beat her upside the head with a giant cluestick.


askye - Mar 23, 2007 2:57:45 pm PDT #2099 of 10003
Thrive to spite them

I realized my post wasn't clear and edited.

Crazy Coworker has been told by others that her comments are not appropriate and she's laughed these comments off like they were a joke. She does other weird stuff, when she first started working her she'd send me an email, then walk over and hand me a print out of the email. She works with one of my officemates a lot but she won't go back to his area unless she's "announced", she's mostly stopped doing that after I started yelling for him instead of calling his extension. But she'll let me know she's "expected" and wait until I acknowledge this.


DavidS - Mar 23, 2007 3:04:55 pm PDT #2100 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Your Crazy Coworker is indeed Nuttier Than Russell Crowe's Package.


-t - Mar 23, 2007 3:13:59 pm PDT #2101 of 10003
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I remember reading all those things your co-worker did, askye, but I didn't realize they were all the same person - and then this wacky "Are you sure you aren't pregnant" buisiness? That's a stunning level of not knowing how to behave amongst the humans. Stunning.

Much ~ma sent Florida-ward, Laura.


DavidS - Mar 23, 2007 3:15:38 pm PDT #2102 of 10003
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Sending good thoughts towards Florida.