Yipes. Sorry, DJ, I didn't realize I was wandering into your office. At least I'm singing!
See, if it were you, it wouldn't bother me because I wouldn't have to click off b.org every five minutes.
We're not gonna die. We can't die, Bendis. You know why? Because we are so very pretty. We are just too pretty for God to let us die.
Mal ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 11:46:48 am PDT #2081 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Hil R. - Mar 23, 2007 11:54:16 am PDT #2082 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Aimee is hereby crowned Queen of Beginning Algebra! She hath made the integers and prime factors and mixed numbers and decimals her bitches and will henceforth banish them to the "learned it, don't need it til the exam" corner.
Yay Aimee!
(Though the math teacher in me wants to say, "But you learned it! Now you can have fun with it! Numbers do all sorts of neat things! Nobody puts prime factors in a corner!")
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 12:04:30 pm PDT #2083 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Gah. Also? If I put you on hold 8 times during the time you are talking to me? It probably means my phones are ringing off the hook and you should maybe get to the point. Also, also? I AM NOT MAPQUEST!
I really need to get out of here.
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 12:31:05 pm PDT #2084 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
One last bitch and then I promise to quit (hopefully because I'll be gone). Now there is a woman who came in 30 min before close, doesn't want to leave her paperwork, insists on talking to coworker who is on the phone, probably for a while. Now she says she'll wait and is standing outside my doorway acting 5. Flipping pages pissily and sighing and stamping around.
Grow up and get out of my doorway!
ETA: Now she just made a feel my pain phone call. "Hey can you pick up the food? I'm waiting on this lady and I know the kids are hungry."
Miracleman - Mar 23, 2007 12:35:48 pm PDT #2085 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Now she just made a feel my pain phone call. "Hey can you pick up the food? I'm waiting on this lady and I know the kids are hungry."
"Hey, lady...whyn't you stop acting like a kid and go FEED your kids? I swear, I don't know who to call Child Protective Services to pick up: them or you."
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 12:37:46 pm PDT #2086 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Ah, MM my brother in client irritation. Thank you for that.
Miracleman - Mar 23, 2007 12:42:00 pm PDT #2087 of 10003
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Ah, MM my brother in client irritation. Thank you for that.
Any time.
Ailleann - Mar 23, 2007 1:00:38 pm PDT #2088 of 10003
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
(Yes, singing keeps me calm.)
Mooooom, juliana made me laugh my annoying squirrel laugh!
libkitty - Mar 23, 2007 1:08:53 pm PDT #2089 of 10003
Embrace the idea that we are the leaders we've been looking for. Grace Lee Boggs
The avalanche warning is down to High, and decreasing danger. God willing and the creeks don't rise, it should be Serious by evening. Apparently, we got less rain (to stabilize the snow instead of destabilizing it) and it's supposed to get colder and turn to snow (which sounds like a bad thing to me, but apparently it's a very good thing in the quantities expected). What this all means, in much greater detail than anyone really wanted, is: I'm going home tonight!!!
Zenkitty - Mar 23, 2007 1:18:19 pm PDT #2090 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I hate answering the phone.