I'M ON VACATION! WOOT SPRING BREAK! WHHHEEEEE!!!!
Occasionally I'm callous and strange.
Willow ,'The Killer In Me'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Pix - Mar 23, 2007 11:27:54 am PDT #2074 of 10003
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 11:29:14 am PDT #2075 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yay Kristin!
Dude. If this woman does not stop walking back and forth into my office muttering to herself, I AM GOING TO FLIP OUT LIKE A MAMMAL!
vw bug - Mar 23, 2007 11:32:47 am PDT #2076 of 10003
Mostly lurking...
Daisy, those are awesome stories.
I went to pick up my shoe from the shoe repair place and ended up chatting with the owner and his best friend for about an hour. SO FUN. I love my neighborhood.
Topic!Cindy - Mar 23, 2007 11:36:43 am PDT #2077 of 10003
What is even happening?
Cindy, as the old saying has it, "give a man a fish and you feed him today; teach a man to fish and you get him out of the house for an entire weekend".
I'm writing that down. He's been working from home a lot lately, and the kids are getting on his nerves, but it's stuff I learned to turn a deaf ear to long ago (bickering amongst themselves, coming in and out a dozen times when they're outside playing). The kids getting on his nerves is getting on my nerves.
He just ran to the store. I told him to take his time. I don't have much of a poker face, so I expect he knew it wasn't his sanity I was trying to save.
juliana - Mar 23, 2007 11:37:10 am PDT #2078 of 10003
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Dude. If this woman does not stop walking back and forth into my office muttering to herself, I AM GOING TO FLIP OUT LIKE A MAMMAL!
Yipes. Sorry, DJ, I didn't realize I was wandering into your office. At least I'm singing!
(Okay, so I'm singing Metallica, but still. There's entertainment to be had here.)
(Yes, singing keeps me calm.)
Toddson - Mar 23, 2007 11:37:29 am PDT #2079 of 10003
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
Golf's good too.
Connie Neil - Mar 23, 2007 11:41:47 am PDT #2080 of 10003
brillig
I AM GOING TO FLIP OUT LIKE A MAMMAL!
In what ways do mammals flip out differently than, say, reptiles? Are amphibians so naturally phlegmatic that they're not reknowned for flipping out? Are avians just too flightly to even be used as a standard of measure?
These, and other thoughts, are brought to you by Mid-Afternoon Friday.
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 11:46:48 am PDT #2081 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Yipes. Sorry, DJ, I didn't realize I was wandering into your office. At least I'm singing!
See, if it were you, it wouldn't bother me because I wouldn't have to click off b.org every five minutes.
Hil R. - Mar 23, 2007 11:54:16 am PDT #2082 of 10003
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Aimee is hereby crowned Queen of Beginning Algebra! She hath made the integers and prime factors and mixed numbers and decimals her bitches and will henceforth banish them to the "learned it, don't need it til the exam" corner.
Yay Aimee!
(Though the math teacher in me wants to say, "But you learned it! Now you can have fun with it! Numbers do all sorts of neat things! Nobody puts prime factors in a corner!")
Daisy Jane - Mar 23, 2007 12:04:30 pm PDT #2083 of 10003
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Gah. Also? If I put you on hold 8 times during the time you are talking to me? It probably means my phones are ringing off the hook and you should maybe get to the point. Also, also? I AM NOT MAPQUEST!
I really need to get out of here.