It's the pretty obvious solution.

Hola! I tried to read, but there was too much. So I skipped.

I'm very sorry for the losses DJ and Aimee have suffered. I hope Michigan treats the Miracleborns more kindly than LA seems to have done lately.

I'm also sorry for the sucktastic time other people were having. I suppose I bogarted all the fun, for I had quite a blast in Puerto Rico. Although I didn't get to see Stephanie or Ellie I did get to party with local cutie-pie bartenders, swim at the base of a waterfall, and swim amongst luminescent protozoa. In one week I've laughed more than I have in probably over a year, and I feel a lot lighter for it.

I hope to keep up in here again soon. Wish those damn repair people would fix my laptop and send it back to me!

Glitter, chocolate, and porn for all!

Can someone Nilly me the link for buffista rawks?

Well, I've gone through all of the shows on my DVR. Dave took half a day today because of his meeting last night, and we even had the chance to watch Ugly Betty. However, the cable guy still isn't here. He has a half hour left on his four hour window.

d, so glad you had a great time!

Does anyone want to hear how totally awesome I am at inserting non-breaking spaces using a Word macro?

We're waiting with bated breath, P-C.

So a non-breaking space keeps things together rather than letting it wrap. For instance, if you have a date at the end of the line:

The subject was treated with ciprofloxacin, and the event resolved on 20
Dec 2005.

A non-breaking space will make sure it looks like this instead:

The subject was treated with ciprofloxacin, and the event resolved on
20 Dec 2005.

Now, you can put them where you can see they're needed, but if you change the margins or font size, the text is going to do different things, and things will break in new places, so you want to put them in preemptively to keep things from breaking. Mostly, you want to keep numbers with their buddies; you don't want a number hanging at the end of a line while the g/dL is on the next line.

So my first brilliant idea was to consider all the possible units I had and find-and-replace with all ten possible digits that could be before them.

Until I came up with the even MORE brilliant idea of just searching for the space before the units. This brilliance extended to the fact that I could easily non-break all my dates by searching for the spaces before and after the months, rather than using my original digits trick. It's way more efficient and elegant.

Thank you d. Glad you had a nice time!

I am so ready to leave work right now. Meeting hell all day long.

However I have 2 stories to share. At grandaddy's funeral, a big deal was made about him calling Mimi "the game warden." So, when I was at the funeral home Thursday after she died, I had to help fill out the paperwork for the death certificate since most of my family has poor eyesight and even poorer memories. (My father was not there, and I have a whole rant about that that can wait for another day). Anyway, filling out stuff like Mimi's place of birth, parents names, parish in which she resided, most of that stuff isn't a problem. The occupation blank however, stumped me. Wife and mother, cook, housekeeper all those memories of the things she was. Then my uncle cocks an eyebrow at me and says, "GAME WARDEN!"

Second, last night K and I were on the phone talking about various things being divvied up, and how her step mother wanted our great aunt's paintings for her son's church auction. Dude. No. I said something about, "She just doesn't get being a Morgan!" and Mr. Jane shouts from the other room, "NOBODY DOES!"

My husband needs to work from home. Less.