Medication?
This one. Just make sure it's something they won't catch on the breathalyzer.
What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?
Jayne ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 35: We Got a History
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
amych - Mar 22, 2007 7:55:15 am PDT #1869 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Zenkitty - Mar 22, 2007 7:56:02 am PDT #1870 of 10003
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
My mom came and saw my apartment yesterday. She cleaned all the sinks and scrubbed all my dishes.
I used to tell my mother I'd gotten the place really filthy so she'd have something to do when she visited.
amych - Mar 22, 2007 7:57:44 am PDT #1871 of 10003
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cereal:
Is it true, this rumor I hear that it's Peev the Adorable's birthday?
Laura - Mar 22, 2007 7:58:48 am PDT #1872 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
When Brendon and I go to New York with the kids and animals we find it best to switch drivers every 2-3 hours. That way we don't get overly tired and it mixes stuff up. Frequent potty breaks and stretching of legs. The non-driver gets to watch a movie or play video games or nap.
Laura - Mar 22, 2007 7:59:54 am PDT #1873 of 10003
Our wings are not tired.
He is totally Not Adorable!
Happy Birthday Pete!
Beverly - Mar 22, 2007 8:07:52 am PDT #1874 of 10003
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Felicitations, Pete!
From yesterday:
I think I have a job, if I want it. At a family-run kennel, for cash under the table, maybe twenty (or more) hours a week. Essentially cleaning up poop and pee, walking the hounds, and scrubbing place down every day.
I'm kind of unreasonably excited by this.
That would be such an awesome job. Dealing with animals for 20 hours a week and getting paid for it? I don't have huge problems with poop and pee as a rule, so it wouldn't be all that bad. Especially considering that you'd be working with animals--who are straightforward about what they want, who accept you cheerfully whenever you pay attention to them, and who are content to just hang with you, as long as you're willing to, and make few, if any, other demands on you. I say go for it!
Aimee and Joe, I hope this move will bring you the joy and contentment you've been hoping for. I'm with everybody else in wishing you smooth move-ma, fast home-finding, and soon-settled-ma.
Sean, I'm so sorry to hear about your kitty, but I hope he'll be sorted out soon and back home with you and S.
No avalanches near Bitches! Stay safe!
I have a boring cell phone which can do magic things. I just refuse to pay extra for them, and only use it to (gasp!) make phone calls.
Cashmere - Mar 22, 2007 8:17:13 am PDT #1875 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Dealing with animals for 20 hours a week and getting paid for it? I don't have huge problems with poop and pee as a rule, so it wouldn't be all that bad.
I'd pay someone to do that with my dogs and cat. It would take about 20 hours a week, easy.
So, what do people recommend? Yoga? Strength training?
Medication
Xanax. And lots of it. Barring that, some earplugs, Red Bull and red licorice.
Cashmere - Mar 22, 2007 8:17:51 am PDT #1876 of 10003
Now tagless for your comfort.
Fruit Loops:
Happy Birthday, Pete!
Tom Scola - Mar 22, 2007 8:19:25 am PDT #1877 of 10003
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Red Bull and red licorice.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines = Crazy Delicious!
Allyson - Mar 22, 2007 8:19:26 am PDT #1878 of 10003
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Damn. I was just hoping Aimee would take my place here at JPL!
Oh well. I guess it isn't ALL ABOUT MY NEEDS.
Heh.