Okay, so I haven't read DC comics in a while...and I'm torn between glad I haven't and...just being totally fucking confused.
So, okay, wait...(edited for possible spoilerynessosity) the Justice League went all Thought Police and mind-wiped some people (including Batman) and covered it up? Okay.
Blue Beetle is dead? Because Maxwell Lord, of all people, killed him when BB discovered Lord's plots to kill all superhumans?
I'm sorry...the friggin' ROCK OF ETERNITY has been destroyed and the wizard Shazam IS DEAD? WHAT ABOUT CAPTAIN MARVEL?!?!?!?
Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord?!
Donna Troy is back?! Why?
Rann and Thanagar are at war?
MULTIPLE EARTHS AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!
Okay, so...Nightwing is a model. Is Batman, perhaps, a dental hygienist now? Is Green Arrow moonlighting as an off-brand Chippendale dancer type or something? Has Clark given up the Daily Planet in favor of hawking a self-published book of crapalicious "poetry" on street corners in Haight-Ashbury?
Are the Earth-2 Supes and Earth Prime Superboy still around?
I feel so lost and confuzzled. My head, it spins; the world, she is upside down and turvy-topsy.
I was thinking..."Maybe I'll go back and get some comics and see what's happening with my favoritest heroes." Now I'm thinking "Stick to the booze, you fool! The booze! No, don't think about Superman! Booze!"
...ow.