But what I want to know is, even if that's true, what version of Earth has a Zoolander version of Dick Grayson?!?
And where is our Hansel!Roy?
Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!
Oz ,'Bring On The Night'
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P.M. Marc - May 24, 2006 4:09:47 pm PDT #9618 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2006 3:50:11 am PDT #9619 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
So is Dick's signature move "Bat Steel"?
Miracleman - May 25, 2006 6:37:28 am PDT #9620 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Okay, so I haven't read DC comics in a while...and I'm torn between glad I haven't and...just being totally fucking confused.
So, okay, wait...(edited for possible spoilerynessosity) the Justice League went all Thought Police and mind-wiped some people (including Batman) and covered it up? Okay.
Blue Beetle is dead? Because Maxwell Lord, of all people, killed him when BB discovered Lord's plots to kill all superhumans?
I'm sorry...the friggin' ROCK OF ETERNITY has been destroyed and the wizard Shazam IS DEAD? WHAT ABOUT CAPTAIN MARVEL?!?!?!?
Wonder Woman killed Maxwell Lord?!
Donna Troy is back?! Why?
Rann and Thanagar are at war?
MULTIPLE EARTHS AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!
Okay, so...Nightwing is a model. Is Batman, perhaps, a dental hygienist now? Is Green Arrow moonlighting as an off-brand Chippendale dancer type or something? Has Clark given up the Daily Planet in favor of hawking a self-published book of crapalicious "poetry" on street corners in Haight-Ashbury?
Are the Earth-2 Supes and Earth Prime Superboy still around?
I feel so lost and confuzzled. My head, it spins; the world, she is upside down and turvy-topsy.
I was thinking..."Maybe I'll go back and get some comics and see what's happening with my favoritest heroes." Now I'm thinking "Stick to the booze, you fool! The booze! No, don't think about Superman! Booze!"
...ow.
Polter-Cow - May 25, 2006 6:44:47 am PDT #9621 of 10000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
The real question is whether Superman is wearing stripey tights.
Steph L. - May 25, 2006 6:44:52 am PDT #9622 of 10000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
MM, (not white-fonted b/c it's been a month or so), Green Arrow is now MAYOR of Star City. No, really. Fuck-the-establishment Ollie Queen is MAYOR of his town.
Earth-2 Supes, as far as we can tell, actually died at the end of Infinite Crisis (as did E-2 Lois).
Superboy Prime is in some sort of Kryptonite prison being guarded by the Lantern Corps. I think.
Miracleman - May 25, 2006 7:48:46 am PDT #9623 of 10000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, now it all makes sense.
t head explodes
Frankenbuddha - May 25, 2006 7:55:14 am PDT #9624 of 10000
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
...and Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger.
§ ita § - May 28, 2006 6:41:26 am PDT #9625 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
NY Times talks about diversity in comics. They have a reference to 52 #3, but nothing else looks that recent.
Kalshane - May 28, 2006 7:37:09 am PDT #9626 of 10000
GS: If you had to choose between kicking evil in the head or the behind, which would you choose, and why?
Minsc: I'm not sure I understand the question. I have two feet, do I not? You do not take a small plate when the feast of evil welcomes seconds.
Joss and Mark Millar talk X-Men: [link]
Matt the Bruins fan - May 28, 2006 8:25:58 am PDT #9627 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I agree with you completely about Logan. Do you write a great emotional speech for Clint Eastwood? Not so much. Plus, he’s in EVERY BOOK – I think he just joined the JLA, and for some reason he appears in the revised Penguin edition of “Little Dorrit” – and every great writer has had a crack at him.
Bwah! Next up for Wolverine: Riverdale!