On another board, one of the dumber IC theories going around is that Sue faked her own death as a birthday mystery for Ralph. Which is TOTALLY lame, but it merited this response, which I thought you folks would find amusing:

or better yet. Ralph wakes up one morning and hears water running. He goes to the bathroom only to find Sue in the shower....with Barry.....and Hal....and Ollie.....and Woozy Winks.

Because even in the midst of death, we are in porn.

I am never going to get Dick's love life straight.

Or whatever.

That IC commentary says he's dating Babs. That's wrong, or is it the same IC timeline reasoning that has a white Firestorm?

Plei, I read it but didn't comment on it then since it was a title that it seemed like a lot fewer people were reading.

There was a good post on it in LJ a couple days ago by a friend of mine. I'll dig up a link.

That IC commentary says he's dating Babs. That's wrong....

Well, it's either wrong, OR the guy didn't consider one thing -- he said the Tim Drake Robin was a glaring continuity problem, but maybe IC starts in the pre-Tim-Drake-quits chunk of time, which *could* also dovetail with Babs and Dick still together.

but maybe IC starts in the pre-Tim-Drake-quits chunk of time, which *could* also dovetail with Babs and Dick still together.

Hmm.

Victor? Anyone? About this white Firestorm thing -- when did he last exist? The commenter doesn't mention that.

but maybe IC starts in the pre-Tim-Drake-quits chunk of time,

But Tim's dad knows he's Robin, which doesn't work, because he quit as soon as his dad found out. So maybe he's Robin *again,* and poor Steph got Jason Todded?

but maybe IC starts in the pre-Tim-Drake-quits chunk of time,

But Tim's dad knows he's Robin, which doesn't work, because he quit as soon as his dad found out. So maybe he's Robin *again,* and poor Steph got Jason Todded?

I thought there was a tiny bit of time that passed after Tim's dad found out, but before he whipped out a gun on Bruce?

And Steph getting Jason-Todded ALSO doesn't work with current DC continuity.

Also picked up The Pulse #4, which everyone should be reading.

New Pulse ? Awesome! I'm totally forsaking food until I hit the comic book store.

By a little bit of time Steph, think, oh, hours.

M'friend's 'tec thoughts.

Well, maybe she's GOING to get Jason Todded, and all the IC stuff hasn't happened yet in relation to current Bat-events?

Wait. Why am I trying to make sense of comic book time? Better minds than mine have been broken in the attempt.

Oh! I really like Wally and Kyle being included, and the way Ollie said the reminded him of Barry and Hal. That was neat.