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DXMachina - May 11, 2004 10:59:10 am PDT #2618 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

He's now M'Onel, still fighting justice in the 31st century. Forgot to mention, his real name is still Lar Gand.

Lori Lemeris!


Steph L. - May 11, 2004 11:01:35 am PDT #2619 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

He's now M'Onel

Is there a character named L'Oreal? Who fights crime through her impeccably applied cosmetics?


sumi - May 11, 2004 11:09:26 am PDT #2620 of 10000
Art Crawl!!!

And her beautifully colored hair?


Steph L. - May 11, 2004 11:14:01 am PDT #2621 of 10000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

She *always* defeats the bad guys, because....she's worth it.


amych - May 11, 2004 11:16:26 am PDT #2622 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

she's worth it.

So, is that considered a superpower?


DXMachina - May 11, 2004 11:25:32 am PDT #2623 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Is there a character named L'Oreal?

No, but there used to be one called Lor Eal. It's a whole big thing.


P.M. Marc - May 11, 2004 11:34:08 am PDT #2624 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My superhero name is NOT L'oreal, Steph. Iffin you're thinkin' that.

(Tosses perfectly colored hair, arches perfectly groomed brows.)

Though, you know, so totally worth it.


victor infante - May 11, 2004 12:31:05 pm PDT #2625 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

He's now M'Onel, still fighting justice in the 31st century. Forgot to mention, his real name is still Lar Gand.

Hey, hey we're the M'Onels, and people say we M'Onel around. But we're too busy singing, to put anybody down...


Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2004 3:03:45 pm PDT #2626 of 10000
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Remember, said nookie involves NAKED SCOTT SUMMERS. I'd rather schtupp a Bobby not in control of his powers.

Hey, as long as the former kisses with his eyes closed...

I'm astounded by Emma Frost's lack of self-preservation instinct in fooling around with Jean Grey's hubby while Jean was still around and, like, peeking into his mind every now and then. I mean, sure, circumstances worked out so she got off scott free (ba-dum-bump), but if a fully Phoenixed Jean had gone Brenda Ritchie on her ass? They'd have been wishing Warlock was still around to morph into a Hoover.


§ ita § - May 11, 2004 4:25:49 pm PDT #2627 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

as long as the former kisses with his eyes closed...

I dunno -- he'd still be Scott.