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Matt the Bruins fan - May 11, 2004 3:03:45 pm PDT #2626 of 10000

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Remember, said nookie involves NAKED SCOTT SUMMERS. I'd rather schtupp a Bobby not in control of his powers.

Hey, as long as the former kisses with his eyes closed...

I'm astounded by Emma Frost's lack of self-preservation instinct in fooling around with Jean Grey's hubby while Jean was still around and, like, peeking into his mind every now and then. I mean, sure, circumstances worked out so she got off scott free (ba-dum-bump), but if a fully Phoenixed Jean had gone Brenda Ritchie on her ass? They'd have been wishing Warlock was still around to morph into a Hoover.

§ ita § - May 11, 2004 4:25:49 pm PDT #2627 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

as long as the former kisses with his eyes closed...

I dunno -- he'd still be Scott.

Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2004 4:29:31 pm PDT #2628 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I dunno -- he'd still be Scott.

So, you haven't heard the rumors about Orlando Bloom replacing James Marsden in the next X-Men movie then?

ducks and runs for cover from the pinkie

§ ita § - May 11, 2004 4:32:48 pm PDT #2629 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Har.

I have, however, heard rumours of Marsden in Preacher.

victor infante - May 11, 2004 4:33:44 pm PDT #2630 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I have, however, heard rumours of Marsden in Preacher.

Huh. I don't see it.

§ ita § - May 11, 2004 4:35:33 pm PDT #2631 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I more than don't see it. I think Keanu set a bad example -- they should go back to casting people who can act.

amych - May 11, 2004 4:35:36 pm PDT #2632 of 10000

Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I don't see it.

More to the point, I don't want to.

Frankenbuddha - May 11, 2004 4:57:46 pm PDT #2633 of 10000

"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Har.

Would be a dilemma, though, wouldn't it? I can totally see OB playing a stick-up-his-ass type.

§ ita § - May 11, 2004 4:59:10 pm PDT #2634 of 10000

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can totally see OB playing a stick-up-his-ass type.

You're mean. I totally prefer the rumours that Sean Astin was going to direct The Fantastic Four and cast Orlando as The Torch.

victor infante - May 11, 2004 5:00:06 pm PDT #2635 of 10000

To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

I totally prefer the rumours that Sean Astin was going to direct The Fantastic Four and cast Orlando as The Torch.

Now this I could get around.

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