'Dear Diary, Today I was pompous and my sister was crazy.' 'Today, we were kidnapped by hill folk never to be seen again. It was the best day ever.'

Jayne ,'Safe'


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DXMachina - Dec 06, 2003 2:43:42 pm PST #6198 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

What Jon said.


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2003 2:54:12 pm PST #6199 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, we're only here until December, so we'd better move before then.


Jon B. - Dec 06, 2003 3:56:37 pm PST #6200 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

I hope you mean through December, cause otherwise we're in big trouble. ;)


§ ita § - Dec 07, 2003 6:01:13 am PST #6201 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, there is that.


DCJensen - Dec 07, 2003 1:38:10 pm PST #6202 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

t creates time warp


victor infante - Dec 07, 2003 3:14:18 pm PST #6203 of 10000
To understand what happened at the diner, we shall use Mr. Papaya! This is upsetting because he's the friendliest of fruits.

creates time warp

Well, it is just a jump to the left...


Elena - Dec 07, 2003 3:23:03 pm PST #6204 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.

And then, if I understand it, a step to the right.


Lee - Dec 07, 2003 3:27:21 pm PST #6205 of 10000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

With your hands on your hips.


Gandalfe - Dec 08, 2003 5:49:19 am PST #6206 of 10000
The generation that could change the world is still looking for its car keys.

You pull your knees in tight . . . .

Well, not this group . . . .


brenda m - Dec 08, 2003 5:50:23 am PST #6207 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Well, not this group . . . .

But wait! There's a pelvic thrust. So we're all good.