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Nora Deirdre - Oct 22, 2003 11:54:59 am PDT #5479 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

wow, it's like reading a technical manual with you guys! Yeah, Browser Wonkiness. Sponsor of today's half-assed stupid comment by Nora.


amych - Oct 22, 2003 11:56:28 am PDT #5480 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

it's like reading a technical manual with you guys!

This is so much more fun. Trust me.


Rob - Oct 22, 2003 11:58:09 am PDT #5481 of 10000

I'm pretty sure our problems are caused by a race condition in MySQL that can cause the count of connections per user to be incorrect. I sent a mail to the mysql internals mailing list asking about it. I'll let y'all know what they say.


Jessica - Oct 22, 2003 11:59:45 am PDT #5482 of 10000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm pretty sure our problems are caused by a race condition in MySQL

I'd like to thank the Read New button, which brought me to this thread after Bitches, for my immense confusion upon reading this sentence.


Astarte - Oct 22, 2003 12:00:32 pm PDT #5483 of 10000
Not having has never been the thing I've regretted most in my life. Not trying is.

LOL. Me, too, Jess.

I was all, WTF?


Rob - Oct 22, 2003 12:03:43 pm PDT #5484 of 10000

OK, now I have to go read bitches.


msbelle - Oct 22, 2003 12:07:51 pm PDT #5485 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

MySQL is racist?

nope, I got nuthin.


Allyson - Oct 22, 2003 12:13:13 pm PDT #5486 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I think our problems are caused by the 'net demon who demands bloodshed in the form of a flamewar.

Jesse, you piss me off with your cowboy hat and your peanut butter jelly time. Go suck an egg.


Jesse - Oct 22, 2003 12:14:23 pm PDT #5487 of 10000
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Goddammit, Allyson, if you weren't so busy pretending you aren't an ME exec, you would understand about the peanut butter jelly time!

Grrr.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 22, 2003 12:15:47 pm PDT #5488 of 10000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

YOU ALL SUC ANB R BIG LOOZERS

IN YOUR FACE!