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tina f. - Sep 26, 2003 1:24:36 pm PDT #5093 of 10000

I knew if I waited long enough, somebody else would ask that question. Thanks sean and ita.


DCJensen - Sep 27, 2003 5:40:18 pm PDT #5094 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

Anyone see the notice at livejournal.com on how the are handling their database issues?

I hope you're all enjoying the speed of the site today and yesterday. We're continuing converting all popular and intensive database queries into using our memcached system instead. We're not done, though... we have one last query to convert, and then most of our 20 million+ page views per day won't even hit the databases. Because the databases are generally the limiting factor, involving slow moving parts, removing our dependence on them keeps making the site faster.


DXMachina - Sep 27, 2003 5:52:54 pm PDT #5095 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I hope you're all enjoying the speed of the site today and yesterday.

Yes, it was very fast. It quite snappily brought you to a random page in a random journal, rather than the page you really wanted.


DCJensen - Sep 27, 2003 6:50:13 pm PDT #5096 of 10000
All is well that ends in pizza.

I think they had some bugs to stomp.

But the memcaching sounds useful.


P.M. Marc - Sep 27, 2003 8:23:31 pm PDT #5097 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Yes, it was very fast. It quite snappily brought you to a random page in a random journal, rather than the page you really wanted.

To be fair, it stopped doing that when they finished the transfer. But it was kinda fun during the random-hangover time this morning.


Cindy - Sep 28, 2003 1:08:28 am PDT #5098 of 10000
Nobody

It was all Greek to me (erm...literally, I was posting to a friend, and ended up in a journal written in Greek).


Consuela - Oct 02, 2003 3:19:18 pm PDT #5099 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

So. Um. Any chance we can get the Quote of the Day going?


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2003 3:20:53 pm PDT #5100 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm not going to have the resources to code until the end of the month -- if it's deemed urgent and anyone else wants the job, it's all theirs.


Consuela - Oct 02, 2003 3:22:55 pm PDT #5101 of 10000
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix

Didn't mean to badger, I was just wondering. It's not as though it's actually important.


Wolfram - Oct 02, 2003 3:28:08 pm PDT #5102 of 10000
Visilurking

Can it be changed manually, you know, just to confuse everyone again? (:

Seriously, take as long as you need. I'm still trying to figure out why it would have been like Woodstock. If every person who claimed to be at Woodstock was actually there it would have been like something completely different. I don't know what.