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§ ita § - Mar 14, 2003 9:35:16 pm PST #3482 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What do you mean, exactly, John? Are you referring to full text? It's less load than LIKE. The key is making the search more efficient -- not presenting all the results on one page, yadda, yadda.

And I'll get to it.


John H - Mar 14, 2003 9:38:57 pm PST #3483 of 10000

What do you mean, exactly, John? Are you referring to full text?

Yes, sorry if I mis-represented the situation -- I thought you'd said earlier that fulltext searches were part of the thing that crashed the board before.


§ ita § - Mar 14, 2003 9:44:23 pm PST #3484 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Well, it was fulltext searches, but any multiple searches that returned 1100 hits a shot from going through post contents would have crashed the server -- fulltext just not as soon as LIKE.


Connie Neil - Mar 14, 2003 10:07:23 pm PST #3485 of 10000
brillig

Just tried to Threadsuck PPO, received a fatal error with the text that's generated by this board, not my browser or computer. Kudos to whomever wrote that, by the way, but I'd really like a way to read the pretty alien-boy/rich-boy slash offline.


msbelle - Mar 14, 2003 10:08:26 pm PST #3486 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

not meaning to be nagging unappreciative board user.


brenda m - Mar 14, 2003 10:08:57 pm PST #3487 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

but I'd really like a way to read the pretty alien-boy/rich-boy slash offline.

You know, maybe that error page should automatically feed you some of this to ease the sting. What?


§ ita § - Mar 14, 2003 10:13:50 pm PST #3488 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

What were your settings, connie? Start and end posts, plus were you having them marked as read?

not meaning to be nagging unappreciative board user.

Too late, busted, going in your permanent file.


Connie Neil - Mar 14, 2003 10:21:39 pm PST #3489 of 10000
brillig

Start and end posts both set to blank, not mark as read, I have gone to the end of the thread (but I skipped a great deal, so who knows what pretty things I may have missed?) so there are no posts in the thread that are unread.


Noumenon - Mar 14, 2003 10:21:44 pm PST #3490 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti

pulls out DavidS's file on connie

begins to write "nagging unappreciative board user" in comment box

just writes NABU instead.


Connie Neil - Mar 14, 2003 10:25:55 pm PST #3491 of 10000
brillig

just writes NABU instead.

Hey, those Naboo spaceships rock. I want one all pretty and shiny silver. Plus the architecture's cool.