Yup. ita thinks shrift may have kicked it too hard last night.
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
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DXMachina - Mar 01, 2003 11:18:25 am PST #3288 of 10000
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
Meredith Chace - Mar 01, 2003 9:00:58 pm PST #3289 of 10000
"I'm sorry, your honor. I'll try not to have a sense of humor." - Mark Geragos
We die horribly and painfully, you go to hell and I spend eternity in the arms of baby Jesus.
Gunn, 'There's No Place Like Plrtz Glrb'
I know it's pissy of me to enter with a complaint, but there it is. I lurk all the time, weekdays, at work. And for some bizarro reason, the above quote is what I get six times out of ten when I check out the quotes at the upper right. Does it have something to do with my registration or login? Because I'll gladly change both to get rid of that stupid fucking quote.
brenda m - Mar 01, 2003 9:02:56 pm PST #3290 of 10000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Can we put the answer to this question in the FAQ, given how often it comes up?
Meredith, that's the first quote in the database, and for some reason the program really likes quote No. 1, so it comes up more often than others.
amych - Mar 01, 2003 9:03:18 pm PST #3291 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Does it have something to do with my registration or login? Because I'll gladly change both to get rid of that stupid fucking quote.
Nothing to do with you, Meredith -- it's a known issue (with an as-yet-unknown solution) with the randomization feature of the database.
Jon B. - Mar 01, 2003 9:04:32 pm PST #3292 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
It's a known problem, Meredith. It's the first quote on the database and for some reason the randomizer chooses that one more than any of the others. It'll get fixed at some point, but it's not high on the priority list.
t edit x-posty goodness
Noumenon - Mar 01, 2003 9:21:54 pm PST #3293 of 10000
No other candidate is asking the hard questions, like "Did geophysicists assassinate Jim Henson?" or "Why is there hydrogen in America's water supply?" --defective yeti
And what is high on the priority list?
t strike
CVS
t /strike
t blink
MARCIE
t /blink
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Meredith Chace - Mar 01, 2003 9:56:15 pm PST #3294 of 10000
"I'm sorry, your honor. I'll try not to have a sense of humor." - Mark Geragos
brenda m
Meredith, that's the first quote in the database, and for some reason the program really likes quote No. 1, so it comes up more often than others.
Ahh. So it's not me. Cool.
Many thanks, brenda (and amych and Jon B.). Paranoia's not my style lately, but it was seriously pursuing me, and my back was out, and it had me down on the tile floor in the bathroom, and...
So, um, have the Powers-That-Board considered using a less obnoxious quote as Quote Number One And Most Likely To Be Repeated?
Jon B. - Mar 01, 2003 10:01:24 pm PST #3295 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!
Lots of us like that quote...
P.M. Marc - Mar 01, 2003 10:32:18 pm PST #3296 of 10000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
We've switched it once. It was the "all about the coat" quote for a while.
(By We, of course, I mean ita, after we whined at her a lot.)
I would move that the Number One Quote be changed to something about monkeys.
Elena - Mar 01, 2003 10:34:25 pm PST #3297 of 10000
Thanks for all the fish.
I think it should be something about the Chosen One.