Anya: We should drop a piano on her. It always works for that creepy cartoon rabbit when he's running from that nice man with the speech impediment. Giles: Yes, or perhaps we could paint a convincing fake tunnel on the side of a mountain.

'Touched'


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amych - Jan 06, 2003 9:22:53 am PST #2630 of 10000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

That's what I meant, Amy. I don't think anyone above disagrees with you.

Uh, yeah... I took so long blowharding that a bunch of other people hit all the same points much more neatly before I managed to hit "post". Please ignore.

Edit: Am? Message received, and I'll email you when I get home tonight, but it's not really the thing to be discussing in this thread.


Jon B. - Jan 06, 2003 9:34:08 am PST #2631 of 10000
A turkey in every toilet -- only in America!

Please ignore.

No worries. I just thought you misunderstood me.


Allyson - Jan 06, 2003 1:58:05 pm PST #2632 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

There was a search engine type thing for this board, right? I mean, aside from Nilly.


Dana - Jan 06, 2003 1:58:26 pm PST #2633 of 10000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

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Allyson - Jan 06, 2003 1:59:52 pm PST #2634 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Many thanks.


msbelle - Jan 06, 2003 7:07:41 pm PST #2635 of 10000
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I was getting repeated network connection errors on Netscape 4.** (Mac) and switched to IE. I just got a network connection error on IE5 (Mac).


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2003 9:35:04 pm PST #2636 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Anyone want to rewrite the site so it delivers XML, and then implement XSLT? It would simplify things SO much.


Allyson - Jan 06, 2003 9:46:42 pm PST #2637 of 10000
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Anyone want to rewrite the site so it delivers XML, and then implement XSLT? It would simplify things SO much.

I will do it. I will code the ring to Mordor.


Michele T. - Jan 06, 2003 10:01:36 pm PST #2638 of 10000
with a gleam in my eye, and an almost airtight alibi

Uh, I can't do that, because I know jack about PHP, but I can help write or customize a DTD if we go XML.


§ ita § - Jan 06, 2003 10:14:06 pm PST #2639 of 10000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Admittedly the idea was the spawn of an especially tedious day-long tech briefing with 200 word powerpoint slides, but really -- it would ease the difference between a standard page, a fuck-work page, a work-paranoid page and a threadsuck page, neh?

My XSLT is pretty limited, but it does need to improve.