If you were assembling a gay invasion force, who would you pick?
Man, it's difficult remembering who is out these days.
Um. Lance Bass!
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Mar 27, 2007 5:40:16 am PDT #9025 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Ailleann - Mar 27, 2007 5:40:40 am PDT #9026 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?
Ginger - Mar 27, 2007 5:50:27 am PDT #9027 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Christian leaders on the island of Tobago are afraid to let Elton John perform there, because they think he might turn young people gay.
It is absolutely the truth that when a friend came out to his father about 25 years ago, his father asked, "This isn't because of Elton John, is it?"
Matt the Bruins fan - Mar 27, 2007 5:50:55 am PDT #9028 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ian McKellen for the activism speeches, Elvira Kurt and Georgia Ragsdale for the stand-up comedy, Kyan Douglas for the swimsuit competition, and John Barrowman for the actual shameless flirtingrecruiting.
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?
Oh hell, if we want to try that approach just send Christian Bale and Ewan McGregor to make out on stage.
Nutty - Mar 27, 2007 5:51:36 am PDT #9029 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
DO we want to slay people with the gay invasion first wave, or subtly undermine their straighty-straight culture? Because, for a Gay D-Day, I'd choose one set of people, and a Gay Missionary Force would get that nice nebbishy fellow from Gray's Anatomy.
Like, are we corrputing the youth here, or are we trying to make their grandmas go "Awwww!"?
Topic!Cindy - Mar 27, 2007 5:51:45 am PDT #9030 of 10001
What is even happening?
Rupert EverettYep.
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?Oh, then Clooney.
Dana - Mar 27, 2007 5:52:02 am PDT #9031 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?
In the context of the Tobago story, I think it's the first. Gay people who are so awesome that they could convert an entire population.
John Barrowman! Excellent.
Vortex - Mar 27, 2007 5:57:17 am PDT #9032 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
John Barrowman! Excellent.
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Dana - Mar 27, 2007 6:00:45 am PDT #9033 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Now there are fumes coming from upstairs. Mmm, fumes.
flea - Mar 27, 2007 6:10:11 am PDT #9034 of 10001
information libertarian
My sole fight with my mother this weekend came about when she was reminiscing about when I was 16 and "such a handful." I pointed out that a) 18 years ago, can we get over it please and b) by "such a handful" she meant sarcastic and possessed of a bad attitude, despite being a straight-A student with a job, and in fact none of her children have ever been addicted to drugs or alcohol, kicked out of school, arrested for any reason, run away, been involved in an unwanted pregnancy, had a serious car accident involving injury or inconvenience to her, or, basically, anything but intelligent people who are somewhat socially inept and tend towards unhappiness, plus my brother is lazy and unmotivated and somewhat financially irresponsible (by our family standards - I mean, he runs a credit card balance!).
Um, yeah, I guess I needed to get that out.