If you were assembling a gay invasion force, who would you pick?
I'm kind of tempted to go for Rufus Wainwright, except I think his voice might alienate as many people as it converted.
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If you were assembling a gay invasion force, who would you pick?
I'm kind of tempted to go for Rufus Wainwright, except I think his voice might alienate as many people as it converted.
Rupert Everett?
Not after the weird-face surgery situation.
PEOPLE! Neil Patrick Harris!!
If you were assembling a gay invasion force, who would you pick?
Man, it's difficult remembering who is out these days.
Um. Lance Bass!
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?
Christian leaders on the island of Tobago are afraid to let Elton John perform there, because they think he might turn young people gay.
It is absolutely the truth that when a friend came out to his father about 25 years ago, his father asked, "This isn't because of Elton John, is it?"
Ian McKellen for the activism speeches, Elvira Kurt and Georgia Ragsdale for the stand-up comedy, Kyan Douglas for the swimsuit competition, and John Barrowman for the actual shameless flirtingrecruiting.
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?
Oh hell, if we want to try that approach just send Christian Bale and Ewan McGregor to make out on stage.
DO we want to slay people with the gay invasion first wave, or subtly undermine their straighty-straight culture? Because, for a Gay D-Day, I'd choose one set of people, and a Gay Missionary Force would get that nice nebbishy fellow from Gray's Anatomy.
Like, are we corrputing the youth here, or are we trying to make their grandmas go "Awwww!"?
Rupert EverettYep.
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?Oh, then Clooney.
Are we talking about "excellent gay specimens", or "men of any preference who are so hot they convert men in their wake"?
In the context of the Tobago story, I think it's the first. Gay people who are so awesome that they could convert an entire population.
John Barrowman! Excellent.