Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Pix - Mar 26, 2007 7:40:21 am PDT #8917 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALLYSON!

Happy new home hunting, too!


beekaytee - Mar 26, 2007 7:46:14 am PDT #8918 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Happy Birthday Allyson.

Happy outcomes ita.


Zenkitty - Mar 26, 2007 7:53:58 am PDT #8919 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

This is the conversation that has been going on for six bleeding weeks:

Author: Sorry my corrections are late! How do I give them to you? Me: Just write them out and I'll make the changes. ...time passes... Author: Sorry I'm late with the changes! How do I give them to you? Me: Just write them out. Can I have them by Monday? Author: Sure! ... Me: Can I have your changes THIS Monday? Author: Okay! And how do I send them to you? Me: ggnngrr ... Today: Author: Remind me what it is you need again?

I swear, this is almost verbatim.


Allyson - Mar 26, 2007 7:59:16 am PDT #8920 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Okay, the apartment was a notch more ghetto than I would have liked. Bonus extra hot neighbor could sway verdict, but I get wonky about scary neighborhoods.

Thanks for the birthday wishes!


erikaj - Mar 26, 2007 8:01:23 am PDT #8921 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Have a great one, Allyson.


Jesse - Mar 26, 2007 8:07:00 am PDT #8922 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Author: Remind me what it is you need again?

Argh! Although.... sometimes I think I'm Author. But that's when the thing they want isn't something that I care about.


tommyrot - Mar 26, 2007 8:09:45 am PDT #8923 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Author: Remind me what it is you need again?

"Four to six magic beans."


Kathy A - Mar 26, 2007 8:15:01 am PDT #8924 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Beans!
Beans?
The special beans!
I'd let him go,
I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans!
I was watching him crawl
Back over the wall
When--Bang! Crash!
The lightning flash!
And well, that's another story...


Jessica - Mar 26, 2007 8:15:36 am PDT #8925 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nevermind, anyway...


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2007 8:21:06 am PDT #8926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More than relieved it's over. Pass or fail, it's not something I can see redoing.