Damn it! You know what? I'm sick of this crap. I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

Xander ,'Lessons'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Mar 26, 2007 8:01:23 am PDT #8921 of 10001
"Somewhere in this building is our talent." Toby Ziegler, my spirit animal

Have a great one, Allyson.


Jesse - Mar 26, 2007 8:07:00 am PDT #8922 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Author: Remind me what it is you need again?

Argh! Although.... sometimes I think I'm Author. But that's when the thing they want isn't something that I care about.


tommyrot - Mar 26, 2007 8:09:45 am PDT #8923 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Author: Remind me what it is you need again?

"Four to six magic beans."


Kathy A - Mar 26, 2007 8:15:01 am PDT #8924 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Beans!
Beans?
The special beans!
I'd let him go,
I didn't know
He'd stolen my beans!
I was watching him crawl
Back over the wall
When--Bang! Crash!
The lightning flash!
And well, that's another story...


Jessica - Mar 26, 2007 8:15:36 am PDT #8925 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Nevermind, anyway...


§ ita § - Mar 26, 2007 8:21:06 am PDT #8926 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

More than relieved it's over. Pass or fail, it's not something I can see redoing.


Theodosia - Mar 26, 2007 8:45:28 am PDT #8927 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Here's a picture of the new Miss USA, who frankly looks scary-skinny to me:

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Or is it just me?


Ailleann - Mar 26, 2007 8:46:40 am PDT #8928 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

She does look painfully thin. The jut of her hip doesn't do the look any favors.


Zenkitty - Mar 26, 2007 8:47:10 am PDT #8929 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Aigh. She looks like a skeletal Bobblehead. So much for sending a positive body-image message to the girls of America.


Jessica - Mar 26, 2007 9:00:30 am PDT #8930 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALLYSON!

How to make coffee with a laser.