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Allyson - Mar 25, 2007 4:52:45 am PDT #8741 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I want to a Vietnamese wedding last night, twas awesome! The bride was one of my fellow secretaries, Tram, who is always in jeans and a pony tail and terribly shy but beloved by all. Just easy with a laugh and quick to help and hug, you know? Adore her. Anyhow, the reception had 500 people. It started with this thing where as soon as you walked in the door you had a photo taken with the bride and groom in their traditional wedding clothes, all silk and hand-stitched and glamorous. Then we were seated, and food started to be delivered to the table...and never stopped.

I didn't eat a lot because most of the food was staring back at me. But the main course was lobster, and I'm used to lobsters staring back at me, so I had some. There was very expensive cognac set at each table as well.

The bride changed twice, because it's customary for the bride to change outfits to show status. So she changed into a traditional white gown with a huge train, and then a simple evening dress in matching color of the bridesmaids gowns, which were this awesome apple green.

I was seated next to a totally hot guy from morocco, who just had a screenplay optioned. He did five years of interviews with elderly folk in Morocco, talking about the Holocaust and such sort of history before it's gone. We talked about writing a lot.

Then two little girls came to each table and gave us our photos with the bride and groom, and dude, I AM FAT.

So that's what I did last night.


Cashmere - Mar 25, 2007 5:11:34 am PDT #8742 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I moved furniture and mopped my floors.

Definitely not as much fun as the wedding Allyson went to.


Hil R. - Mar 25, 2007 5:20:03 am PDT #8743 of 10001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My plan for today is to clean my kitchen. Definitely not as fun as that wedding.


Laura - Mar 25, 2007 5:22:05 am PDT #8744 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

That sounds lovely Allyson.


Topic!Cindy - Mar 25, 2007 5:38:16 am PDT #8745 of 10001
What is even happening?

ita, all the best, today.


DavidS - Mar 25, 2007 6:04:10 am PDT #8746 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Go ita! It's a dream come true, you get to kick people in the head all day! Feel free to vary that with some punching, elbows and knees.

I'm wishing you strength, focus, endurance and ferocity. Also no touchy the elbow-ma.


Jessica - Mar 25, 2007 6:25:56 am PDT #8747 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think I just broke something laughing.

Oh how I love the interwebs!


Liese S. - Mar 25, 2007 6:44:28 am PDT #8748 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Go ita!


Nora Deirdre - Mar 25, 2007 6:48:55 am PDT #8749 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

fingers crossed for you, ita, and hopefully no one gets close to your elbow.


ChiKat - Mar 25, 2007 7:00:15 am PDT #8750 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Go, ita!!! Kick some ass!