While I watched the terribly boring yet also mandatory fraud presentation. Despite the fact that I'm not in sales. Whatev.
What would Dwight do?
'Time Bomb'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
While I watched the terribly boring yet also mandatory fraud presentation. Despite the fact that I'm not in sales. Whatev.
What would Dwight do?
Hooray for Sue's house! Hooray for Mr. and Mrs. Tea!!
The last picture looks like the cover of a romance novel.
I was thinking it looked like a promo picture for some sexy movie with intrigue. An arty one. You guys just look fantastic.
I really really hate ripe bananas, but I quite like greenish ones. I like them best when they're just past the point of drying out your mouth. Sadly that stage doesn't last for long. Less sadly, they're then perfect for banana bread!
We are as one, Ouise. The exciting thing I've learned is, if you put them in the fridge when they're perfect, they get brown on the outside, but stay as they were on the inside.
I went to the doctor this morning, so have my usual slightly urky feeling now. And I was supposed to be late for a 10:30 meeting, but it got rescheduled to 1:30, so now I'll be able to go to the whole thing. Ah well.
Freak-ass banana haters.
Right?! A banana a day is ... delicious!
The exciting thing I've learned is, if you put them in the fridge when they're perfect, they get brown on the outside, but stay as they were on the inside.
Really? That is exciting. I have a whole bunch at home that is just right. I'll pop them in the fridge when I get home. Yay!
What would Dwight do?
He'd make it his personal mission to educate every single employee at Dunder-Mifflin on the very real and disastrous consequences of financial fraud. Dwight would urge everyone to "Be Crime Smart", and then would relate a story about Cousin Mose's continuing battle with identity theft.
Oh, poor Cousin Mose. That's no fun.
Oh, poor Cousin Mose. That's no fun.
He's never quite recovered from having to explain, no no, that purchase of frilly women's underwear in an unusually large size was actually a valid purchase.
Oh my god, y'all. So the stuff I'm inheriting from retiring guy? Might just kill me. So freaking anal retentive. Why?! WHY!!!?!
Congratulations Billytea!
Note to self: Remove Hungarian Suicide Song from iPod before beginning Monday morning drive to work on bleak, cloudy day.
Remove Hungarian Suicide Song from iPod before beginning Monday morning drive to work on bleak, cloudy day.
Also, replace Hungarian Suicide Song with Queen's "Don't Try Suicide."
Don't try suicide / You're just gonna hate it