What would Dwight do?

He'd make it his personal mission to educate every single employee at Dunder-Mifflin on the very real and disastrous consequences of financial fraud. Dwight would urge everyone to "Be Crime Smart", and then would relate a story about Cousin Mose's continuing battle with identity theft.

Oh, poor Cousin Mose. That's no fun.

Oh, poor Cousin Mose. That's no fun.

He's never quite recovered from having to explain, no no, that purchase of frilly women's underwear in an unusually large size was actually a valid purchase.

Oh my god, y'all. So the stuff I'm inheriting from retiring guy? Might just kill me. So freaking anal retentive. Why?! WHY!!!?!

Congratulations Billytea!

Note to self: Remove Hungarian Suicide Song from iPod before beginning Monday morning drive to work on bleak, cloudy day.

Remove Hungarian Suicide Song from iPod before beginning Monday morning drive to work on bleak, cloudy day.

Also, replace Hungarian Suicide Song with Queen's "Don't Try Suicide."

Don't try suicide / You're just gonna hate it

Random question: Is there any purpose to bringing a picture of what is essentially my current haircut to the salon? I never bring a picture, but found one I really like over the weekend... but just confirmed with a coworker that it's pretty much my current hair.

If it's a new stylist, yes.

If it's your current hair, why are you getting it cut?

I finally have an appointment with a dermatologist today, just in time for most of my symptoms to be gone. And it's at 4, not 3:30 like I was told. I'm going to catch rush hour traffic.

Not a new stylist, and mostly I just want it shorter. Same style, but a little more so. I guess that's enough to say.