What happens if two people who each have two last names have a kid and then decide to combine last names again?
My sis and her GF hyphenated their last names to get the last names of their kids.
Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!
Monty ,'Trash'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Mar 13, 2007 5:20:46 am PDT #6755 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Mar 13, 2007 5:22:42 am PDT #6756 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
James James Morrison Morrison Weatherby George Dupree!
Not sure why that just came to me, but there you go.
Theodosia - Mar 13, 2007 5:23:10 am PDT #6757 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
The wife of one of the guys in my department took the married name of Christina Christina, FWIW.
Fred Pete - Mar 13, 2007 5:24:35 am PDT #6758 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.
Not a fan of Pepsi Jazz, and I drink a lot of Diet Pepsi products. Dr. Brown's is good, though I've never developed the courage to try the celery stuff. Cheerwine is basically extra-carbonated Dr. Pepper or cherry cola, I'm not sure which -- I just know I was pleased to find some in Loudoun County, VA.
And Barq's is the only decent root beer.
tommyrot - Mar 13, 2007 5:24:53 am PDT #6759 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
The wife of one of the guys in my department took the married name of Christina Christina, FWIW.
I think FWIW would make a good last name.
Kathy A - Mar 13, 2007 5:30:17 am PDT #6760 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I just ate breakfast and watched The Daily Show and was pleased to find out that Aasif Mandvi is now an official correspondent there.
Yay, Aasif! Now, if they could just give Larry Whitmore (that is his name, right?), their Senior Black Correspondent, more airtime, I'll be happy. Those two, as well as John Oliver, are the best guys they've got. Samantha does better with the spoof stuff (last night's "TDS" was really funny, and I like her consumer alerts--you're going to die NOW!), and Jason Jones is just annoying to me. John Hodgeman is going to be like Louis Black, a part-time contributor with his special segments, but that's fine.
shrift - Mar 13, 2007 5:39:24 am PDT #6761 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Okay, I managed zen for about two hours, and now my misanthropy is kicking in hardcore.
DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 5:53:51 am PDT #6762 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And Barq's is the only decent root beer.
Untrue! You need to try more root beers. Virgil's, Henry Weinhardt's...
We like Cheerwine around this house.
Dana - Mar 13, 2007 5:57:16 am PDT #6763 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
So I'm going to cut off my arms, I think, and then they won't itch any more. This sounds like a plan to me.
Also, the one true root beer is Barq's in a bottle.
Frankenbuddha - Mar 13, 2007 5:57:48 am PDT #6764 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Samantha does better with the spoof stuff (last night's "TDS" was really funny, and I like her consumer alerts--you're going to die NOW!), and Jason Jones is just annoying to me.
They are kind of a matched set, though.
Does anyone remember the comedy skit from some 80s variety show that involved people trying to come up with a marketing campaign for Okra Cola?
No but I remember Woody on CHEERS being set up as a spokesperson for a vegetable drink...until he actually tasted it. "You can really taste the kale."