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Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Mar 13, 2007 5:53:51 am PDT #6762 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

And Barq's is the only decent root beer.

Untrue! You need to try more root beers. Virgil's, Henry Weinhardt's...

We like Cheerwine around this house.


Dana - Mar 13, 2007 5:57:16 am PDT #6763 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

So I'm going to cut off my arms, I think, and then they won't itch any more. This sounds like a plan to me.

Also, the one true root beer is Barq's in a bottle.


Frankenbuddha - Mar 13, 2007 5:57:48 am PDT #6764 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Samantha does better with the spoof stuff (last night's "TDS" was really funny, and I like her consumer alerts--you're going to die NOW!), and Jason Jones is just annoying to me.

They are kind of a matched set, though.

Does anyone remember the comedy skit from some 80s variety show that involved people trying to come up with a marketing campaign for Okra Cola?

No but I remember Woody on CHEERS being set up as a spokesperson for a vegetable drink...until he actually tasted it. "You can really taste the kale."


Kathy A - Mar 13, 2007 5:59:50 am PDT #6765 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I had a really good root beer on Sunday--Sprechers, from Wisconsin. Very yummy. The only thing that would have made it better would have been some B&J Vanilla ice cream (yummmm, root beer floats...)


shrift - Mar 13, 2007 6:04:30 am PDT #6766 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

So I'm going to cut off my arms, I think, and then they won't itch any more. This sounds like a plan to me.

I wouldn't: [link]


Holli - Mar 13, 2007 6:05:05 am PDT #6767 of 10001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

My roomates work at the only store in the state of Maryland that stocks Cheerwine. They're very proud of this fact. I don't drink soda, though, so I can't comment on whether they're right to be so.


Dana - Mar 13, 2007 6:06:07 am PDT #6768 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You know, I'm not sure I want to click on that link.


shrift - Mar 13, 2007 6:07:19 am PDT #6769 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Just tell me that you don't have a circular saw in the house.


tommyrot - Mar 13, 2007 6:07:43 am PDT #6770 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What happens when an Alien infects a PT Cruiser: [link]


Sean K - Mar 13, 2007 6:07:53 am PDT #6771 of 10001
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Nobody watched the Riches?

I was quite surprised. Not at all what I was expecting. Good, but different.