I love the smell of desperate librarian in the morning.

Snyder ,'Showtime'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Mar 09, 2007 7:49:01 am PST #6110 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

They stripped naked and exercised. They oiled their bodies and combed out each other's long hair.

How many times do we have to say (no homo) before you people will believe it?!?!?


Nutty - Mar 09, 2007 7:52:47 am PST #6111 of 10001
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

man-panties

There is something about prefixing "man" to a noun that makes that noun hilarious. For some reason, this does not work with the prefix "girl", but, man-sandals, man-purse, manpris --? Bizarre.

Also, extra poinst for rhyme.


tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 7:53:02 am PST #6112 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Random scary-ass ice sculpture: [link]


Kathy A - Mar 09, 2007 7:59:06 am PST #6113 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Random scary-ass ice sculpture

Very cool!!

I was rather bummed last night--I got to the pool about an hour later than I wanted to, and was only able to get in 15 laps before they kicked us all out at 8:00.

::pouts::

I'll bump up my treadmill workouts today and tomorrow to make up for it, and make sure I claim my half-lane at 8:00 on Sunday morning, instead of having to wait 30 minutes like I did last week. I hate having to wait.


Connie Neil - Mar 09, 2007 8:12:10 am PST #6114 of 10001
brillig

What a cool ice sculpture! Just the thing to leave along a path.


flea - Mar 09, 2007 8:13:06 am PST #6115 of 10001
information libertarian

I see your bug ice sculpture, and raise it! Bug origami! (It's actually pretty amazing - every one is one uncut piece of paper.) [link]


Jesse - Mar 09, 2007 8:20:22 am PST #6116 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh my -- that origami guy is incredible. [link]


shrift - Mar 09, 2007 9:19:35 am PST #6117 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Why is it that when I leave the building for 20 minutes to get lunch, my inbox goes crazy? And people are seeing errors that don't exist when I look at the screens in question?

Also, it has come to my attention that I am unhip, at least in terms of fashion, and I'm wondering when my wardrobe lost its funky.

I don't like today. Today is mean.


Kathy A - Mar 09, 2007 9:19:41 am PST #6118 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

On my drive into work this morning, the talk radio show I listen to got on the subject of online universities, so I decided to call from my cell and tell them about the MLS program I applied to through U of Illinois, and also mentioned that most library schools are now offering online options. They asked a few questions that I answered as well as I could, and then wished me luck in the program. I came into work, and put it out of my head (I call into WGN radio all the time, including last night).

I just went down to the cafeteria to get some ice water, and ran into some friends from another department who said they heard me this morning. I apparently have a very distinctive voice, because they are not the first co-workers to recognize me while listening to the station.


Allyson - Mar 09, 2007 9:20:44 am PST #6119 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

awesome license plate o' the day:

IMDB ME