It's 10:15 am. I really want to go home. I have nothing pressing to do, and am sooooo unmotivated. Ugh.
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Xander ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
flea - Mar 09, 2007 5:14:18 am PST #6052 of 10001
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tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 5:16:46 am PST #6053 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Man, this is probably headed to a L&O or CSI ep near you: [link]
From the link:
As a firearms examiner - first with the Baltimore Police Department and then the state police - Kopera collected and then analyzed bullets, shell casings, weapons and other forensic evidence.
Hey, watch enough cop shows and anyone can do that... OK, maybe not.
One former city homicide detective said Kopera would come in on his days off to analyze evidence that investigators thought was crucial to making an arrest in a murder case, but wouldn't fudge his analysis, no matter how badly he knew detectives needed a bullet to match a gun to break open a case.
"Joe would never, ever cut corners to put someone in jail or just to sell the case," said the former city investigator, who, noting the sensitivity of the issue, spoke on the condition that he not be named. "I don't care what degrees he did or didn't have. He knew his stuff. ... They aren't going to be able to discredit anything."
At least he was honest about his cases. Anyway, he actually seems to have been very good at his job.
Vortex - Mar 09, 2007 5:28:03 am PST #6054 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
oh, yeah, that happened in DC. This guy had been an drug "expert" for 20 years, I think that he was a police officer. Some green defense attorney decided to check his credentials, and it was a HUGE scandal.
Dana - Mar 09, 2007 5:29:12 am PST #6055 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
So sleepy.
Strega - Mar 09, 2007 5:31:17 am PST #6056 of 10001
Sometimes staying home is good for what ails you.I'm staying home today! Because I'm tired, and I won't be able to take any time off next week, and this project is making me miserable, and feh.
Jesse - Mar 09, 2007 5:33:26 am PST #6057 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
A significant part of the reason I stayed home yesterday was the fact that I worked every (work) day in February, and I didn't want that to happen again in March!
Which I realize is ridiculous.
tommyrot - Mar 09, 2007 5:33:54 am PST #6058 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
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Would it count as "natural selection" if I find the people running this and beat their skulls with a lead pipe? Anyway, I hope this site is a joke....
shrift - Mar 09, 2007 5:35:37 am PST #6059 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm at the office, feeling very resentful indeed.
Daisy Jane - Mar 09, 2007 5:37:00 am PST #6060 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Me too. Staff meetings always make me resentful.
sarameg - Mar 09, 2007 5:37:42 am PST #6061 of 10001
Huh. I think my job just got more work. Coworker is retiring. I'm to take over a goodly portion of his responsibilities.
He writes obscure code in obscure coding languages. I forsee having to port a lot of it to perl and/or php. Huh.