Okay, wait, what kind of a marriage is it, if you have to always keep your true love eternally secret??

A metaphorical one for the purposes of Natter.

Also, do they look like they did when they took the Popehood (Pontificacy? Whatev.), in which case it's Battle of the Grampies, or can I pick and choose from their Father Whatawaste periods?

I say you can pick and choose. There are no rules for Pope FCM.

There are no rules for Pope FCM.

Heh.

I have always really enjoyed hearing Damon interviewed; he seems liken a normal sort of guy (jackholiness in high school notwithstanding.) So I say F Clooney, C Pitt, M Damon.

ION today is my best friend's due date and I am so totally on babywatch alert. This, of course, means she will go at least 10 days late. I want a baby, damnit!

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

F Clooney, C Pitt, M Damon

I think that's it. Although I'm enjoying married-life Brad.

F, C, M: Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr.

Is Sammy Davis Jr. straight in this scenario?

Is Sammy Davis Jr. straight in this scenario?

He's whatever orientation you need him to be, as are the others. There are no rules for Rat Pack FCM.

If I F Sammy, do I get to also play with his eyeball? Because, I think eyeballs are cool, and some effing might be a reasonable tax for the option of playing with somebody's eyeball, but it's not enough reason to marry the guy.

Sinatra is a chuck, since I'm not sure he was actually a nice guy. I'd marry the teddy bear, Dean Martin.

I just received a spam with the subject line, "Terrorists don't call their union to negotiate before they attack."

Interestingly, I too would chuck Pitt; but I'd have to think hard about Damon and Clooney. Actually, you know, no I wouldn't -- I would marry Damon, since he actually seems, you know, to want to be married to anybody; and then keep Clooney around for the fortnightly booty calls.

I am Nutty about this.

but not about the eyeball playing thing.

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