Does anybody mind if I pass out?

Willow ,'Beneath You'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2007 10:39:21 am PST #5351 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I love "please advise." I'm not sure it's passive enough to be passive aggressive, but I sure mean "I defer to you because you're an officious bitch, and I absolve myself of as much responsibility as possible wrt this clusterfuck. Your serve."

I kinda napped, kinda watched Heroes. Time to kinda eat lunch now, I guess.


bon bon - Mar 06, 2007 10:41:53 am PST #5352 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

ALSO ALSO! I had BONBON chicken for lunch. www.bonbonchicken.com

Is this the korean chicken place? I have wanted some ever since reading about it in NYT! Also I think there's supposedly some good korean chicken places in your nabe.


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2007 10:42:08 am PST #5353 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hey ita, when they teach you "defensive driving," are they gonna teach you stuff like bootlegger turns and how to ram cars out of the way when bad guys try to block you in? Because that would be fun.

Plus, you basically get to practice abusing a car that's not yours.


msbelle - Mar 06, 2007 10:42:08 am PST #5354 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mac already has jobs, they are just unpaid:

get mail, feed cats at night, take dishes to sink, put coat and book bag and up after school, put toys up at night.


shrift - Mar 06, 2007 10:43:47 am PST #5355 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm not sure it's passive enough to be passive aggressive, but I sure mean "I defer to you because you're an officious bitch, and I absolve myself of as much responsibility as possible wrt this clusterfuck. Your serve."

But I'm not an officious bitch and it's hardly ever my clusterfuck!


tommyrot - Mar 06, 2007 10:44:51 am PST #5356 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm not an officious bitch and it's hardly ever my clusterfuck!

This would make a good t-shirt....


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2007 10:45:55 am PST #5357 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you basically get to practice abusing a car that's not yours

Hmm. I wonder if they'd want me to be defensive driving stick. Been a long while.

I'm not an officious bitch and it's hardly ever my clusterfuck!

Hardly ever is good. But if someone "please advise"s me, then I get officious. Lay down the law, if that's the way they want to play it. Go to town!


Kathy A - Mar 06, 2007 10:48:43 am PST #5358 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I have to say this about this company--they may not pay a lot, but they sure do have great benefits.

And not just great in the tangible time-and-money sense; it sounds like they're really behind you.

Education is a big thing here, but they are pretty strict about making sure any classes you take apply to your job, except if you want to get a JD, then they'll pay for it regardless of where you work in the company (we're a legal publisher).


shrift - Mar 06, 2007 10:50:51 am PST #5359 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I am pretty sure peons are not allowed to lay down the law. Please advise.


§ ita § - Mar 06, 2007 10:52:00 am PST #5360 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Time for steely resolve, shrift, with some recourse to job descriptions, documented standards, your boss, and whim.