related to BaBB, my new get rich quick scheme is to hand out cards with the some of the following:
I've determined you need socialization adjustment. It is a mandatory upgrade to your behavior scheme and it is a difficult process. It is going to cost you $100/hour and you must hire me to do it.
You need subway etiquette training immediately. It is required for you to continue using public transportation any where in New York City. My fee is $50/hr (people on the train, c'mon) and I am the only person qualified to provide this service.
You are a jackhole. While for many this is a irreversable trait, for others it is treatable and it is required by law that all jackholes must attempt to reform. As the only certified jackholologist, you must hire me at a cost of $100/hr to take you through jackholeversity, the critically acclaimed and only approved de-jackholeification program in the world.
Did you ever notice how msbelle is like the Cultural Revolution in China?
I can't believe I posted that, went to bed, woke up, and then posted the very next message in Natter.
I can't believe you think you need any of those services.
I'm going back to bed.
Jackholery, like rust, never sleeps. It's an eternally-vigilant situation with me -- I do not speak for Tom.
It's like sunshiney and clear here, after all the rain we had yesterday. I still haven't dared look in my basement.
back-up. weird late morning dreams, hate that.
today: laundry, vet, grocery, brother (to drop off mac), friends (to veg with while mac-less), gathering tax stuff (evening).
Vet, with the cat stroller! You must take a picture, particularly if you can get the puss-zzled expression on their little faces....
The cat stroller makes me laugh, but not as much as this:
As the only certified jackholologist, you must hire me at a cost of $100/hr to take you through jackholeversity, the critically acclaimed and only approved de-jackholeification program in the world.
Genius!
It is overly warm in my apartment, due to how goegeous it is outside. I woke up all sweaty -- good thing I thought to take off the wool blanket before I went to sleep!
It is goegeous. I cannot wait to be done with laundry and get outside again. no pictures with the cat stroller alas. It worked pretty well, but one wheel fell off and I need a locking pin to fix it. Good thing I will only use thing once or twice a year.
Oz, the fat fatty, gained over a pound in the last year. Now I have to reduce their food and watch that he is not stealing from Sylvester. Isolating them for feedings would SUCK.
