My heating is magic. I'm not sure where it comes from.
Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.
Buffy ,'Beneath You'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Mar 02, 2007 5:28:58 pm PST #4908 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Sue - Mar 02, 2007 5:33:52 pm PST #4909 of 10001
hip deep in pie
Now things just get weirder. I sent the guy an application and a link to a National Assoc of Cooperative Housing so he'd now what he was getting into. Now he's responsded by saying that he doesn't think he'd be a good fit for our co-op because of something he read at the link because he's heavily in debt from student loans and they won't even accept monthly payments from him now. I have no idea what he saw, except that we ask for income information.
tommyrot - Mar 02, 2007 5:40:19 pm PST #4910 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
he's heavily in debt from student loans and they won't even accept monthly payments from him now
What does that mean? They've already made the payment to Vinnie to go break the guy's kneecaps?
(With apologies to Vinnie....)
Sue - Mar 02, 2007 5:43:04 pm PST #4911 of 10001
hip deep in pie
He says that they're demanding repayment of the whole thing, which makes it sound like it's gone to collections.
msbelle - Mar 02, 2007 5:46:27 pm PST #4912 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
yeah, so probably not someone who is going to be a great prospect for moving into a mortgage situation.
lori - Mar 02, 2007 5:50:11 pm PST #4913 of 10001
Love the Jesse v. bon bon Liz-Lemmon-off! Actually got to see 30 Rock last night since GA was a rerun. That show is really freakin' funny.
Watched the pilot for Black Donnellys, too, while working from home. That was entertaining enough, for half-watching.
Sue - Mar 02, 2007 6:01:08 pm PST #4914 of 10001
hip deep in pie
yeah, so probably not someone who is going to be a great prospect for moving into a mortgage situation.
We're actually like renters. Noone gains equity in these kind of housing co-ops, so no mortgage involved.
msbelle - Mar 02, 2007 7:02:38 pm PST #4915 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
related to BaBB, my new get rich quick scheme is to hand out cards with the some of the following:
I've determined you need socialization adjustment. It is a mandatory upgrade to your behavior scheme and it is a difficult process. It is going to cost you $100/hour and you must hire me to do it.
You need subway etiquette training immediately. It is required for you to continue using public transportation any where in New York City. My fee is $50/hr (people on the train, c'mon) and I am the only person qualified to provide this service.
You are a jackhole. While for many this is a irreversable trait, for others it is treatable and it is required by law that all jackholes must attempt to reform. As the only certified jackholologist, you must hire me at a cost of $100/hr to take you through jackholeversity, the critically acclaimed and only approved de-jackholeification program in the world.
DavidS - Mar 02, 2007 7:09:37 pm PST #4916 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Did you ever notice how msbelle is like the Cultural Revolution in China?
Tom Scola - Mar 02, 2007 7:48:59 pm PST #4917 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Gives $150 to msbelle.