My god...he's gonna do the whole speech.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


aurelia - Mar 02, 2007 5:01:46 am PST #4636 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

aaaaaaargh! No hot water!

And the cat fell in the tub filled with 1" of freezing water.


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2007 5:04:35 am PST #4637 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And the cat fell in the tub filled with 1" of freezing water.

aurelia's kitties:

"Cold water? I don't believe it."

"What, just a conspiracy of plumbers?"

(Argh, I wanted the R&G joke, and this is the best I could come up with.)


Lee - Mar 02, 2007 5:07:00 am PST #4638 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poor Aurelia.

Which cat?


aurelia - Mar 02, 2007 5:08:06 am PST #4639 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Rosie. She has the grace of a dog.


Nora Deirdre - Mar 02, 2007 5:08:22 am PST #4640 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

It's "wintery mix". Oh we hateses nasssty wintery mix.

Well, from where I'm standing, it's just a lot of fucking rain.

Is TWOP down? If so, is it American Idol related?


Lee - Mar 02, 2007 5:10:49 am PST #4641 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Rosie. She has the grace of a dog.

Poor Rosie. I hope she's recovered.


Jesse - Mar 02, 2007 5:11:10 am PST #4642 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My commute was a joke this morning. Or a nightmare. I thought I might actually never get out of the subway. More than once I got off the train I was on, because they said the one across the platform would actually leave, only to find that I couldn't squeeze on to that one, only to have the original train I was on leave. I totally should have stayed home. It's really too bad we aren't set up so I can work from home on a whim.


tommyrot - Mar 02, 2007 5:11:17 am PST #4643 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Swiss Accidentally Invade Liechtenstein

According to Swiss daily Blick, the 170 infantry soldiers wandered just over a mile across an unmarked border into the tiny principality early Thursday before realizing their mistake and turning back.

A spokesman for the Swiss army confirmed the story but said that there were unlikely to be any serious repercussions for the mistaken invasion.

"We've spoken to the authorities in Liechtenstein and it's not a problem," Daniel Reist told The Associated Press.

Officials in Liechtenstein also played down the incident.

Interior ministry spokesman Markus Amman said nobody in Liechtenstein had even noticed the soldiers, who were carrying assault rifles but no ammunition. "It's not like they stormed over here with attack helicopters or something," he said.

Liechtenstein, which has about 34,000 inhabitants and is slightly smaller than Washington DC, doesn't have an army.


Theodosia - Mar 02, 2007 5:11:59 am PST #4644 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

It's blowing cold air over my keyboard! I may have to put on a sweater.


Laura - Mar 02, 2007 5:20:27 am PST #4645 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

It's hot today, not a big surprise. But it looks like rain, which would be a plus for me. It keeps sounding worse for us this summer. We had this wonderful hurricane free year and people have made some strides in fixing roofs and cleaning up debris, but the work is not yet done. Now the weather people are pointing to a possible La Nina situation in the Pacific and possible warm waters in the western Caribbean to screw us with bad storms this summer. I still haven't fixed my Wilma damage, and I'm not alone. Don't want hurricanes this year, and certainly the Gulf coast isn't ready for them either.