Shit I didn't say today:

You know, if you know that the reason I left my last job was to be somewhere that would support the flexibility of my going to school, and hired me anyway, why on EARTH do you think I would stick around this dump if you make the same fatal mistake. Dudes. I am eminantly hireable as a secretary and get bored easily. DON'T FUCKING PUSH ME.

Stuff I did say today:

I could give a FUCK what color flowers will dominate ANS's funeral. Bury her and let's move on, shall we?

Course, only my computer and boss heard me. Neither answered.

Things I kind of said today:

Is today be an asshole day in your office? I must have missed that memo.

(As part of the reference team, I see the emails that the NY attorneys and staff send to the reference email group, and they have been unpleasant today.)

Things I didn't say: Next time you call when I'm naked, I'm billing for the minutes.
Germs! Ew.

As we've had this conversation over the past week or so, I've come to the conclusion that there's little I don't say. I suppose that's less suprising to the rest of you.

Shit I didn't say:

That is not the stupidest thing anyone has ever asked me, however it is the most stupid thing I've been asked today, and I should tell you that today has been so jam-packed with the stupid that you had to wedge yourself in there with a crowbar and a shoehorn.

I have been super effective today! And hardly didn't-say anything! Yay today!!

Of course, now I feel like I'm done for the day, and NSM....

lisah, I am right there with you on Daisy's FNL post and the reaction to the cut at the end of last night's Top Model.

Lee, insent.

Sometimes I really needa laugh and my former officemate just came through by digging this up [link]

It's been a while since I've seen it. Did the trick.

I have to say that singing and chair-dancing along to "I got girl trouble up the ass!" swings my mood in the upward direction.