I hear rumors that the Whole Foods PB is amaaazing. . . . but the best I have had is the Trader Joe's. With salt. Trust. Me.

TJ's PB is better than Whole Foods. TJ's organic is the best I've had.

Every time I try other nut butters I somehow still expect them to taste like peanuts and end up with cognitive dissonance when they don't.

Dana, please put the world back where you found it, like you found it.

I blame you for PSP crashing with seven million cute Harold Perrineau pictures open, and a couple Sam Shephard in dark glasses one to boot.

Dana? I blame you that all day today when I heard of the big art heist, all I could think was, "But was it a Carrrrrrava-gio?"

Wait, I don't get it. Also, there was a big art heist?

Dana, please put the world back where you found it, like you found it.

Screw that. We were taught to put things back BETTER than how we found them.

Dana, please put the world back where you found it, like you found it.

No! t stamps foot I like it destroyed. It's all ashy, and no one is irritating me. Sorry about your man pictures, though.

Wait, I don't get it. Also, there was a big art heist?

Don't try to fool us. We know that whole world destroying thing was a distraction so you could carry out your nefarious plan!

Wait, I don't get it. Also, there was a big art heist?

I was trying to type it like Stephen Fry says it on QI

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I like it destroyed. It's all ashy, and no one is irritating me.

t ships a frozen strawberry margarita to Texas

Now to go re-hunt down the Sam Shephard ones. At least I got Adam Brody saved before Dana went all smashy world crashy.

I was trying to type it like Stephen Fry says it on QI

Ah! I love it when Stephen Fry pronounces foreign words and names. He does it with such relish. Alan Davies has a Spanish/Mexican accent that's pretty lamentable, though.

We know that whole world destroying thing was a distraction so you could carry out your nefarious plan!

Psst! Look somewhere else while I stash the Carravaggios in my pantry.