Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Feb 28, 2007 11:13:00 am PST #4312 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dana? I blame you that all day today when I heard of the big art heist, all I could think was, "But was it a Carrrrrrava-gio?"

Wait, I don't get it. Also, there was a big art heist?


Aims - Feb 28, 2007 11:13:25 am PST #4313 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dana, please put the world back where you found it, like you found it.

Screw that. We were taught to put things back BETTER than how we found them.


Dana - Feb 28, 2007 11:13:50 am PST #4314 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dana, please put the world back where you found it, like you found it.

No! t stamps foot I like it destroyed. It's all ashy, and no one is irritating me. Sorry about your man pictures, though.


sarameg - Feb 28, 2007 11:14:48 am PST #4315 of 10001

Wait, I don't get it. Also, there was a big art heist?

Don't try to fool us. We know that whole world destroying thing was a distraction so you could carry out your nefarious plan!


Daisy Jane - Feb 28, 2007 11:22:12 am PST #4316 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Wait, I don't get it. Also, there was a big art heist?

I was trying to type it like Stephen Fry says it on QI

ETA: [link]


shrift - Feb 28, 2007 11:25:45 am PST #4317 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I like it destroyed. It's all ashy, and no one is irritating me.

t ships a frozen strawberry margarita to Texas


§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 11:26:06 am PST #4318 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now to go re-hunt down the Sam Shephard ones. At least I got Adam Brody saved before Dana went all smashy world crashy.


Dana - Feb 28, 2007 11:26:12 am PST #4319 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

I was trying to type it like Stephen Fry says it on QI

Ah! I love it when Stephen Fry pronounces foreign words and names. He does it with such relish. Alan Davies has a Spanish/Mexican accent that's pretty lamentable, though.

We know that whole world destroying thing was a distraction so you could carry out your nefarious plan!

Psst! Look somewhere else while I stash the Carravaggios in my pantry.


lori - Feb 28, 2007 11:32:48 am PST #4320 of 10001

Procrastinating... Found this article about some tricks in nature docs. [link]


tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 11:33:19 am PST #4321 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A folding bike that's small enough to be carried in a backpack: [link]

Looks cool. But the wheels are pretty small so I wonder how it'd handle bumpy streets....

eta:

The majority of the frame is made from heat treated aluminium and high strength glass fibre, which is what gives it both its strength and its featherweight...er, weight. It has a twin chain gearing system using specifically small drive axles, often one of the heaviest parts of a traditional bicycle, and the pneumatic tyres ensure a smooth and comfortable ride. The A Bike comes with a carry storage bag for tucking it away at home, or in the office. Until now folding bike have just been bikes that, well, folded, so you were left with, erm...half a bike, and a heavy one at that. This mechanical miracle is truly light, collapsible and of course eminently portable, so you can cycle to the station, the harbour, the airport or just down the drive to your car!