The crocus carpets are out. This means it is spring and there will be no more snow, no more freezing cold and no more ice.
dissenters, shut it!
Wait. People? She eats people? 'To Serve Man.' It's 'To Serve Man' all over again.
Gunn ,'Power Play'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Feb 28, 2007 4:36:07 am PST #4121 of 10001
shrift - Feb 28, 2007 4:49:02 am PST #4122 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I just had to look up information on the Christian Community Credit Union, and I did so while listening to Fall Out Boy sing about giving blowjobs.
I haven't even had my coffee yet.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 5:22:48 am PST #4123 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
$1000 brownie: [link]
The $1,000 brownie at Brulee (in Atlantic City's Tropicana Hotel) comes decorated with gold powder -- after each mouthful, the "dessert captain" mists your tongue with rare port. It's really only a $250 brownie -- when you're done eating it, you get to keep the port-wine atomizer, which is worth $750.
I think all Buffistas need dessert captains. Perhaps we can hire one for the F2F....
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 5:25:55 am PST #4124 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
A guy keeps spraying your tongue as you eat? What if someone at another table wants one at the same time? Does he run back and forth?
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 5:27:19 am PST #4125 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I would hope that for $1000, each person would get their own dessert captain. Or at least each table should.
shrift - Feb 28, 2007 5:31:37 am PST #4126 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm pretty sure I don't want a waiter hanging around close enough to mist me while I'm trying to devour a brownie, but I guess this proves that I have no magic in my tongue.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 5:31:40 am PST #4127 of 10001
What is even happening?
That kind of decadence thrills me for a nano second, then it makes me really sick and disgusted.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 5:33:10 am PST #4128 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That kind of decadence thrills me for a nano second, then it makes me really sick and disgusted.
But what of the poor dessert captains? They have to support their families!
Jesse - Feb 28, 2007 5:34:29 am PST #4129 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait -- you guys don't have someone to mist your tongue as you eat?
Man, the rest of the country really is different.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 5:35:53 am PST #4130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why is it sick and disgusting, Cindy? I think of it as terribly unneccessary (I can mist my own tongue, thanks), but that's about it.