I would hope that for $1000, each person would get their own dessert captain. Or at least each table should.
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tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 5:27:19 am PST #4125 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
shrift - Feb 28, 2007 5:31:37 am PST #4126 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I'm pretty sure I don't want a waiter hanging around close enough to mist me while I'm trying to devour a brownie, but I guess this proves that I have no magic in my tongue.
Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 5:31:40 am PST #4127 of 10001
What is even happening?
That kind of decadence thrills me for a nano second, then it makes me really sick and disgusted.
tommyrot - Feb 28, 2007 5:33:10 am PST #4128 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
That kind of decadence thrills me for a nano second, then it makes me really sick and disgusted.
But what of the poor dessert captains? They have to support their families!
Jesse - Feb 28, 2007 5:34:29 am PST #4129 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Wait -- you guys don't have someone to mist your tongue as you eat?
Man, the rest of the country really is different.
§ ita § - Feb 28, 2007 5:35:53 am PST #4130 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why is it sick and disgusting, Cindy? I think of it as terribly unneccessary (I can mist my own tongue, thanks), but that's about it.
Gudanov - Feb 28, 2007 5:35:57 am PST #4131 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Washington D.C. is the only place I've ridden the subway and it was pretty bland. I hope that someday there will be a convergence of time and money to get to one of those places.
It would have been cool if Kansas City had kept their public transit system, but only a few tracks remain.
lisah - Feb 28, 2007 5:37:29 am PST #4132 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Actually, that would be hilarious -- determine destinations based solely on public transit.
I really want to go to Moscow, Hong Kong, & Sao Paolo after reading the descriptions of the subways there!
Topic!Cindy - Feb 28, 2007 5:39:39 am PST #4133 of 10001
What is even happening?
Why is it sick and disgusting, Cindy? I think of it as terribly unneccessary (I can mist my own tongue, thanks), but that's about it.
Because there are people not eating, while other people are paying to have their tongues misted with port. It's fetishizing (word?) food, at great expense, when food is something everyone needs. I have a cut off in my tolerance of the-good-life sort of stuff, I think. I don't think I'd make a very good rich person. None of this may be logical or supportable, it's just something that makes me feel a little sick.
shrift - Feb 28, 2007 5:40:38 am PST #4134 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
What the hell would I do with a $750 atomizer? I can't even wear it on my head! What's so fuckin' great about that?