What is wrong with Cameron Diaz? Her dress is a skotch too tight. But it's her face that's wrong.

I thought she looked like she'd gained a little weight in her face. not wrong, but bigger.

I didn't like Penelope Cruz's dress, but I liked the colourof Jada's.

No one's blown me away yet. I kind of liked Meryl's boho artsy look.

I really want to see Half Nelson, too. Ryan Gosling is my new Edward Norton.

I liked Cate Blanchett's dress. I missed Kate Winslet, damn it. I love her.

Reese looked beautiful, but she still doesn't look happy.

I am so not looking; the Tivo has been tivoing for the past hour while I cleaned and got stuff ready, and now I'm patiently awaiting guests and not peeking, no matter how much I'm tempted by people talking about the gorgeosity of Kate Winslet. It's worth being behind a bit to get to skip past the commercials anyway.

This! We're ignoring the TV until we actually start watching. Whatever did we do before Tivo??

Dear Emily Blount,

I don't know who you are, but you need to give your stylist a giant raise. Your dress is simple, but fits perfectly and looks great on you.

Love,
me

Also, why have the fug girls NOT started live blogging yet?

Ryan Gosling is my new Edward Norton.

Ha! That's an excellent call. Especially when they showed a clip of him in some Nazi movie, and I thought it was American History X.

I love the Oscars, but I don't even know why I'm watching -- I think out of all the movies nominated I saw ... Monster House. It was a very bad year for me getting the movies.

And, apparently, NetFlixing or buying DVDs in a timely fashion.

Kate Winslet looks great. I'm not in love with the color, but it's a good classic dress. And she's so beautiful.

Kate Winslet looks stunning.

There's Kate Winslet! Oh, she does look lovely. She has that classic English rose complexion that can really carry off those pale, cool colors.

I want to look like Helen Mirren when I'm her age.