Man, now I'm feeling all guilty that the one time I've ever had a call from a collections person, she was nice and kind and fixed everything right away. It was a phone bill from Pac Bell, which kept sending late notices to me at a nonexistent address despite multiple attempts by me to correct them; finally they killed my phone, and I called and told them to keep it dead and just to send me a final bill. Which went to the nonexistent address, and thence to collections.
When the collections woman called (at
work,
WTF?) and I told her, again, that I'd never gotten a single bill in the year since this kerfuffle started, she said, "Well, let's just confirm your address. You live at 2042 Dwight Way in Oakland...Hey, there's no Dwight Way in Oakland! Dwight Way's in Berkeley! We can't handle this, it has to go back to Pac Bell. They screwed up, it's their problem. I'll make sure there are no late fees or penalties on this for you, okay?" I almost cried. And I can't believe I was such an ass as not to get her name so I could track down her supervisor and praise her to the skies. Unless that would have just drawn attention to her and gotten her fired.
All the customer service talk reminds me to ping Seagate about my returned drive. Last I heard they got the bad drive two weeks ago, after about a month long process of getting a RMA number. It has been a bit of a fiasco.
I've just found seven million (okay, more like two fifty) pictures of Gina Torres. My brain is in a dazed but happy place. Provocateuse updates to follow.
OMG. Stupid appliances. So, the gas oven doesn't turn on. The gas stovetop burners are working. The electric clock is on and the oven light works. So, you know, pilot lighting time. But there's not a pilot looking thing, just... wires. WTFF? Any clues?
So, you know, pilot lighting time. But there's not a pilot looking thing, just... wires. WTFF? Any clues?
I've been very random about lighting my pilot light for my oven. There's a pipe looking thing way in the back of the broiler area. I just stick my arm way back there with my stick lighter and it always catches. So far, no injuries. But, if someone has a better way than random chance, I'd love to hear it!
Former Boston Celtic Dennis Johnson died, today. [link]
Oh, DJ. You're too young.
Am not!
Oh.
Mr. Jane's parents wouldn't let him in the house when the Lakers played the Celtics if he insisted on rooting for the Lakers.
Best customer service move I've ever seen was when Google sent coworker a box full of tshirts, pens, little flash drives, a fleece and god only knows what else as "combat pay" after the drive thingie they'd sent burst into flame. Oh, and a condolences card. Best part was the box was the original drive's box, so he thought it was the replacement drive. That came the next day.
It wasn't their fault, all they had to do was send a new drive. But someone had a lot of fun instead. It was adorable.
Am not!
Freshie. I still have to struggle to not call you by your real name, particularly if you're posting about something serious.
Mr. Jane's parents wouldn't let him in the house when the Lakers played the Celtics if he insisted on rooting for the Lakers.
Are they from Boston?
The wrongest picture in the history of the universe: [link]
OK, its wrongness is slightly mitigated in that it is totally confusing what the artist was trying to say....
