Spike? It's you. It's really you! My therapist thought I was holding on to false hope, but…I knew you'd come back. You're like…you're like Gandalf the White, resurrected from the pit of the Balrog, more beautiful than ever. Oh…he's alive Frodo. He's alive.

Andrew ,'Damage'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Feb 22, 2007 9:07:31 am PST #2906 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Weirdly aggravating exchange with a customer:

"(Company Name), this is Joe, how can I help you?"

"Hi Joe, this is Fucktard McMakeYourTeethGrind at I'mAnIdiotSpazCo. How are you?"

Me: "I'm fine, how are you?"

FM: "Great. And yourself?"

*blink*

Me: I'm...fine. Can I help you with something?"

For half a second I considered asking him how he was again, just to see how long it would go on out of morbid curiosity, but I decided to end the cycle of madness.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 9:08:24 am PST #2907 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So you're still fine, then?


DavidS - Feb 22, 2007 9:09:54 am PST #2908 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So you're still fine, then?

He's superfine! You could bake with him.


Jesse - Feb 22, 2007 9:12:26 am PST #2909 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"No, really. How are you??"

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks it's not funny.

That sounds about right. Like the whole Anna Nicole thing.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 9:14:00 am PST #2910 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is awesome! And pretty: Steampunk keyboard mod

Jake sent in this an already venerable IBM Model M retro-fitted with glass and nickel keys and mounted in a polished brass frame... Steampunk Keyboard Mod


DavidS - Feb 22, 2007 9:15:51 am PST #2911 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is awesome! And pretty: Steampunk keyboard mod

That's very cool. Now Jilli's going to want one.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 9:18:26 am PST #2912 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love how the function keys (the top row) have roman numerals.


Jesse - Feb 22, 2007 9:19:13 am PST #2913 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's incredibly cool

ION, we have Children in the office today. They are not office-trained. There is yelling and running. That is Not Cool.


DavidS - Feb 22, 2007 9:22:56 am PST #2914 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They are not office-trained.

Better spread around some kitty litter.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2007 9:23:35 am PST #2915 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Better spread around some kitty litter.

Don't you mean kiddy litter?