I am not having sex with Spike! But I'm starting to think that you might be.

Buffy ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Miracleman - Feb 22, 2007 9:07:31 am PST #2906 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

Weirdly aggravating exchange with a customer:

"(Company Name), this is Joe, how can I help you?"

"Hi Joe, this is Fucktard McMakeYourTeethGrind at I'mAnIdiotSpazCo. How are you?"

Me: "I'm fine, how are you?"

FM: "Great. And yourself?"

*blink*

Me: I'm...fine. Can I help you with something?"

For half a second I considered asking him how he was again, just to see how long it would go on out of morbid curiosity, but I decided to end the cycle of madness.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 9:08:24 am PST #2907 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

So you're still fine, then?


DavidS - Feb 22, 2007 9:09:54 am PST #2908 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So you're still fine, then?

He's superfine! You could bake with him.


Jesse - Feb 22, 2007 9:12:26 am PST #2909 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"No, really. How are you??"

If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks it's not funny.

That sounds about right. Like the whole Anna Nicole thing.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 9:14:00 am PST #2910 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

This is awesome! And pretty: Steampunk keyboard mod

Jake sent in this an already venerable IBM Model M retro-fitted with glass and nickel keys and mounted in a polished brass frame... Steampunk Keyboard Mod


DavidS - Feb 22, 2007 9:15:51 am PST #2911 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

This is awesome! And pretty: Steampunk keyboard mod

That's very cool. Now Jilli's going to want one.


tommyrot - Feb 22, 2007 9:18:26 am PST #2912 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love how the function keys (the top row) have roman numerals.


Jesse - Feb 22, 2007 9:19:13 am PST #2913 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's incredibly cool

ION, we have Children in the office today. They are not office-trained. There is yelling and running. That is Not Cool.


DavidS - Feb 22, 2007 9:22:56 am PST #2914 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

They are not office-trained.

Better spread around some kitty litter.


Gudanov - Feb 22, 2007 9:23:35 am PST #2915 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Better spread around some kitty litter.

Don't you mean kiddy litter?