Weirdly aggravating exchange with a customer:
"(Company Name), this is Joe, how can I help you?"
"Hi Joe, this is Fucktard McMakeYourTeethGrind at I'mAnIdiotSpazCo. How are you?"
Me: "I'm fine, how are you?"
FM: "Great. And yourself?"
*blink*
Me: I'm...fine. Can I help you with something?"
For half a second I considered asking him how he was again, just to see how long it would go on out of morbid curiosity, but I decided to end the cycle of madness.
So you're still fine, then?
So you're still fine, then?
He's superfine! You could bake with him.
"No,
really.
How
are
you??"
If it bends, it's funny; if it breaks it's not funny.
That sounds about right. Like the whole Anna Nicole thing.
This is awesome! And pretty: Steampunk keyboard mod
Jake sent in this an already venerable IBM Model M retro-fitted with glass and nickel keys and mounted in a polished brass frame... Steampunk Keyboard Mod
This is awesome! And pretty: Steampunk keyboard mod
That's very cool. Now Jilli's going to want one.
I love how the function keys (the top row) have roman numerals.
That's incredibly cool
ION, we have Children in the office today. They are not office-trained. There is yelling and running. That is Not Cool.
They are not office-trained.
Better spread around some kitty litter.
Better spread around some kitty litter.
Don't you mean kiddy litter?