stabbing at (Princess) Leia's birthday.
Heh. Funny and very well done.
Have you ever been with a warrior woman?
Wash ,'Bushwhacked'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Feb 21, 2007 5:36:09 pm PST #2753 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Feb 21, 2007 5:41:44 pm PST #2754 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
I liked Gina Glocksen too-- she seems like someone I know, you know? And she had a good performance. But it's hard to remember that in the shadow of LAKISHA. I don't know which one big head is though.
Allyson - Feb 21, 2007 6:13:40 pm PST #2755 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Crappy photoshopping. Sorry. I found pics of red hot mechanics, but they were all going down on each other in front of cars.
So I went with Mulder. Thanks, Provocateuse.
Matt the Bruins fan - Feb 21, 2007 6:36:13 pm PST #2756 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Dear tailgating asshole,
In the future, I would suggest that when you decide you want to play chicken or follow another car with your migraine-inducing brights positioned 15 feet behind its rear bumper, you choose as play partner someone who's not driving an extremely sturdy rental car with airbags and a zero $ deductible. Trust me, your life will be much less stressful.
Thanks ever so,
Matt the Bruins fan
PS: Nice reflexes. But I think you're going to want to throw those shorts away.
Vortex - Feb 21, 2007 7:02:57 pm PST #2757 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Hell yes. I want to make trouble.
I might not BE trouble (looks at Juliana), but I’ll damn sure lead you to it.
You don't make trouble in North Beach. It just sort falls into your lap, drunk and full of goodness.
ah, North Beach. My SF drunken stomping grounds.
As long as I can talk with my hands, kiss people on the cheek, drink, and leave a trail of broken hearts in my wake,
awwww, yeah.
Granted, not as good an excuse to get your kidlets together, but seriously...I get the big pleading doe-eyes every day. If anyone local wants GS cookies, I'm your girl.
gave up sweets for Lent, dammit.
Consuela - Feb 21, 2007 7:09:03 pm PST #2758 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
Oh, Friday Night Lights, how you do bring the woobie.
Tim Riggins is running a close second to Dean Winchester in the crappy-dad sweepstakes. Plus, with the drinking and the bar fights? They're like twins!
Maria - Feb 21, 2007 7:09:24 pm PST #2759 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
I might not BE trouble (looks at Juliana), but I’ll damn sure lead you to it.
Oh, I know. If I was 100% this weekend, DC may have never been the same. They wouldn't have known what hit them. You know ALL the best spots for getting into trouble.
Connie Neil - Feb 21, 2007 7:12:40 pm PST #2760 of 10001
brillig
your migraine-inducing brights positioned 15 feet behind its rear bumper
15 feet? Wow, the drivers in your area are considerate. Utah big vehicle drivers feel they're not doing their bit unless there's less than a car length between moving vehicles. Thank god for adjustable rear view mirrors.
juliana - Feb 21, 2007 7:17:48 pm PST #2761 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Consuela, I TOTALLY agree. Poor Riggins.
I might not BE trouble (looks at Juliana)
What? WHAT?
Consuela - Feb 21, 2007 7:21:37 pm PST #2762 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
I swear, Juliana. He's like a little Dean. Except Dean at least knows that his father loves him (too much). Riggins Senior is willing to abuse his son's trust for his own financial benefit. What a dick.