Dear tailgating asshole,
In the future, I would suggest that when you decide you want to play chicken or follow another car with your migraine-inducing brights positioned 15 feet behind its rear bumper, you choose as play partner someone who's not driving an extremely sturdy rental car with airbags and a zero $ deductible. Trust me, your life will be much less stressful.
Thanks ever so,
Matt the Bruins fan
PS: Nice reflexes. But I think you're going to want to throw those shorts away.
Hell yes. I want to make trouble.
I might not BE trouble (looks at Juliana), but I’ll damn sure lead you to it.
You don't make trouble in North Beach. It just sort falls into your lap, drunk and full of goodness.
ah, North Beach. My SF drunken stomping grounds.
As long as I can talk with my hands, kiss people on the cheek, drink, and leave a trail of broken hearts in my wake,
awwww, yeah.
Granted, not as good an excuse to get your kidlets together, but seriously...I get the big pleading doe-eyes every day. If anyone local wants GS cookies, I'm your girl.
gave up sweets for Lent, dammit.
Oh, Friday Night Lights, how you do bring the woobie.
Tim Riggins is
running a close second to Dean Winchester in the crappy-dad sweepstakes. Plus, with the drinking and the bar fights? They're like twins!
I might not BE trouble (looks at Juliana), but I’ll damn sure lead you to it.
Oh, I know. If I was 100% this weekend, DC may have never been the same. They wouldn't have known what hit them. You know ALL the best spots for getting into trouble.
your migraine-inducing brights positioned 15 feet behind its rear bumper
15 feet? Wow, the drivers in your area are considerate. Utah big vehicle drivers feel they're not doing their bit unless there's less than a car length between moving vehicles. Thank god for adjustable rear view mirrors.
Consuela, I TOTALLY agree. Poor Riggins.
I might not BE trouble (looks at Juliana)
What? WHAT?
I swear, Juliana. He's like a little Dean. Except Dean at least knows that
his father loves him (too much). Riggins Senior is willing to abuse his son's trust for his own financial benefit. What a dick.
Yeah, I think Dean gets the better deal (if the heavier burden). I knew too many Riggins boys in AK.
OMG, juliana! I'm ten minutes from the end. Riggins is
pain.
He knows nothing else.
Matt and Julie! Tami and Eric! I love this show so damn much.
Much jobma to ND. Plus, it'll be cool to be able to say, "As my friend ND the tenured professor said the other day..." much as it was cool to be able to say, "As my friend ita, the MOON said the other day..."
FNL slays me. Mrs. Coach kills me and makes me want to call my mom to apologize for...well everything teenage me did. And yeah, Tim's
fuckhead dad "Watch how easy this is." Poor boy gets smacked around like whoa.