Like JZ, my employer isn't allowed to give away free food. There's a coffee club to which you contribute change occasionally, hot and cold water, and a snack bar which sells on the honor system; the money raised goes to "morale" functions. I don't know what those are.

I suspect my occasional apple cake will be as popular here as it was at the old job.

I still feel awful. When is today over?

I wish I had some root and a husband.

We're eventually going to have to put that in the FAQ. I can hardly remember the gist of it except it's always funny.

::adds another chit to the Ple's Not Like Other People pile

Hey! I like it lukewarm too! It's not that odd, is it?

I ran into my usual GS-cookie-crackdealer in the cafeteria today, and when she was telling me how she spent her evening last night assembling the various orders co-workers had placed, I told her that I was glad I managed to avoid her a few weeks ago. She started telling me how she had Thin Mints available, and I put my hands over my ears and "lalalalala"-ing to block her out.

My mother bought eight boxes. Then she said,"I think I was starving when I bought these."

all I need is to find a GS.

Maybe you should use an attractive girl scout of the opposite gender.

I just need to say, I'm used to perq being spelled perk. I didn't know there was an alternate version.

You want I should order you some when the Cookie Chair calls me? They come in in March and it would be a GREAT motivator for us to get the childrens together!

Ooh! That'd work. I was gonna call a friend who's daughter is in GS, but she lives in San Diego, so not that nearby actually.

Maybe you should use an attractive girl scout of the opposite gender.

Heh. Although with a GS, a pony might work better.

I just need to say, I'm used to perq being spelled perk. I didn't know there was an alternate version.

Well, but isn't it short for "perquisite"?