Shit I didn't say:
"Kiddo, whatever decision you're trying to ask me advice on, but won't actually tell me about? You should just tell me, because I bet you're about to rush out and make the wrong call."
"Dude, you are so over being here. You should just make your arrangements and quit. You've been burning yourself out for a long time (and this is the part where I don't tell you I told you so) and you need to step back and breathe for a while. You can come back later after you recover (but I bet you won't)."
I love Shit I Didn't Say. It's very cathartic. I feel much better now.
shit I didn't say:
No I cannot pull a DVD we don't own out of my ass
I love my lunch crew.
We're all about 12, mind you.
"You know, somewhere, there's a universe where all you guys ended up as rentboys."
Were you talking to actually people, or SPN on your ipod?
eta: Xpost, and HEE
Were you talking to actually people, or SPN on your ipod?
My lunch crew. We were talking about how cool it would be if naps were standard, and C busted out with "You know when I find an afternoon nap to be really useful?" and I responded with "After a hard day of hooking?"
It all went downhill from there. C and G were still busy making prostitution puns when I brought quantum mechanics into it.
Hee. Your lunch crew sounds fun.
I did not kill any of my students today. I consider this an accomplishment.
Not only did I not kill students, I also did not kill teachers.
I expect to be canonized shortly.
About the only thing I didn't say today was, "Don't eat that! That's your own fur, dumbshit."
Shit I didn't say:
"You're going to do it BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO. Also, take your attitude and shove it up your thirteen-year-old ASS."
"Why should you have to clean up after other classes? Well, y'ain't doing shit so far as learning goes, so I figure you might want to get some cleaning experience in." Oh, and that first sentence all over again.
Ooh, and also: "Hey, you know what's really helpful in making me a better teacher? When you interrupt me to give suggestions about what I should be doing in front of the students."
