shit I didn't say:
No I cannot pull a DVD we don't own out of my ass
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shit I didn't say:
No I cannot pull a DVD we don't own out of my ass
I love my lunch crew.
We're all about 12, mind you.
"You know, somewhere, there's a universe where all you guys ended up as rentboys."
Were you talking to actually people, or SPN on your ipod?
eta: Xpost, and HEE
Were you talking to actually people, or SPN on your ipod?
My lunch crew. We were talking about how cool it would be if naps were standard, and C busted out with "You know when I find an afternoon nap to be really useful?" and I responded with "After a hard day of hooking?"
It all went downhill from there. C and G were still busy making prostitution puns when I brought quantum mechanics into it.
Hee. Your lunch crew sounds fun.
I did not kill any of my students today. I consider this an accomplishment.
Not only did I not kill students, I also did not kill teachers.
I expect to be canonized shortly.
About the only thing I didn't say today was, "Don't eat that! That's your own fur, dumbshit."
Shit I didn't say:
"You're going to do it BECAUSE I TOLD YOU TO. Also, take your attitude and shove it up your thirteen-year-old ASS."
"Why should you have to clean up after other classes? Well, y'ain't doing shit so far as learning goes, so I figure you might want to get some cleaning experience in." Oh, and that first sentence all over again.
Ooh, and also: "Hey, you know what's really helpful in making me a better teacher? When you interrupt me to give suggestions about what I should be doing in front of the students."
Wow. California has interesting "Other Circumstances" categories on its tax return:
Crime Hotline Reward
Beverage Container Recycling Income
Compensation for false imprisonment
Ottoman Turkish Empire Settlement Payments