Sure, just send a postcard and a money order (or check made out to "cash") in the amount of $5000.00 to:
Gudanov, 1 Gudanov Circle, Peculiar MO. 64011
Okay, that's G-U-D-A...
...hhheeeeeyyyy....waitaminnit!
(Thank you folks, you've been a hell of an audience! The Miracleman and Gud show will be here all week, two shows nightly with a matinee on Sunday! Remember to tip your veal and enjoy your waitress! G'night!)
If you would like a Miracleman of your very own, please paypal me what you think is a fair price at starborn74-at-yahoo-dot-com.
If I join, do I get a title?
Join the Erisians, and you get to be a Pope. I've got some fill-in-the-blank business cards around here somewhere.
I'm going to call it the "No Illuminaties".
Who controls the British Crown? / Who keeps the metric system down?
Join the Erisians, and you get to be a Pope.
If you join the "No Illuminaties" you get to be "Grand Conspirator of the Imperial Guard".
Happy Birthday Jon!
I am saddened by all the delicious looking king cakes that are taunting me from the grocery stores, where they won't be in another 5 weeks when I finish this diet and could theoretically eat one.
I've already eaten two paczkis--plum and rosehip. The rosehip kicked the plum's ass in taste, and I'm really tempted to eat the other one I bought.