A Jewish plot? I thought is was a Pagan plot.
It's an Atheist plot, I mean c'mon, we need to make Darwinism a religion before we all become Islamic fundamentalist. Why is it that people think the Jews are behind everything anyway?
Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter Five-O: Book 'Em, Danno.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Feb 20, 2007 9:19:56 am PST #2203 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Connie Neil - Feb 20, 2007 9:21:16 am PST #2204 of 10001
brillig
As if there were any pagan groups organized enough to run a decent conspiracy.
Hey, my people are just in it for the surrealist humor. If you ever see Cheney with a silly hat on his head, you can thank the Erisians.
Hail Eris
fnord
Gudanov - Feb 20, 2007 9:22:58 am PST #2205 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
If you ever see Cheney with a silly hat on his head, you can thank the Erisians.
There will be no stopping the Erisians when they discover Photoshop.
Miracleman - Feb 20, 2007 9:23:14 am PST #2206 of 10001
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Please. As if there were any pagan groups organized enough to run a decent conspiracy.
(Or maybe...that's just what you want us to think...!)
Whuh? No no no...you're right. You know us flaky unorganized Pagans, heh heh. Too busy arguing about Gardnerian vs. Alexandrian methodology and whether Thor could kick Zeus' ass.
(Zeus would totally wipe the floors of Olympus and Asgard with Thor by the way.)
No conspiracy here. Nope. You want conspiracies look at those Lutherans! Always nailing stuff to doors and whatnot! Nothing to see here!
Consuela - Feb 20, 2007 9:24:46 am PST #2207 of 10001
We are Buffistas. This isn't our first apocalypse. -- Pix
You, you - functionalist, Suela! It's like you studied anthropology or something!
Some things cannot be unlearnt.
But haven't they been gone for a while already?
Not entirely, assuming your community planned properly. It would depend where you lived, what crops and meats you were relying on, and how you processed them.
Frankenbuddha - Feb 20, 2007 9:24:59 am PST #2208 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
You want conspiracies look at those Lutherans! Always nailing stuff to doors and whatnot!
Spontaneously evolving in people's sinks.
Aims - Feb 20, 2007 9:25:10 am PST #2209 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
You want conspiracies look at those Lutherans!
Standing. Right. Here.
Gudanov - Feb 20, 2007 9:26:20 am PST #2210 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
You want conspiracies look at those Lutherans!
I'm sure he meant Missouri Synod
tommyrot - Feb 20, 2007 9:26:26 am PST #2211 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Crap. I missed out on all the conspiracy stuff when I was a Lutheran.
Zenkitty - Feb 20, 2007 9:29:00 am PST #2212 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Sorry that I'm too krav-whipped to make it out with everyone.
I read this as "too krav-whipped to make out with everyone" and first I thought, what a shame, and then I thought, I gotta go to some of these birthday parties!
Happy Birthday, Jon! Theremin on.
All of these plots are actually under the control of the Illuminati. Of course, they'd stop me cold if they knew I