I think Bush should compare the war on terror to Britney shaving her head.

How many world leaders is Bush like? So far he's compared himself to Lincoln, Washington, FDR and Churchill. He is also the anti-Chamberlain.

Who am I forgetting? Has he compared himself to Jefferson yet? Theodore Roosevelt? Kennedy?

I think Bush should

What I think Bush should do...would probably get me a stretch in Gitmo. Probably not physically possible, either.

I think Bush should compare the war on terror to Britney shaving her head.

No matter how often you shave it, it keeps coming back. You have to keep re-shaving it every few days. But you can go a little longer between shaves if you use a razor.

No matter how often you shave it, it keeps coming back.

Not in my experience it doesn't. Or at least not enough of it.

Not in my experience it doesn't. Or at least not enough of it.

This is Britney's head we're talking about.

Britney's head is more like terrorism than any other head.

If it is mostly a formal ceremony that is important to Bob, you can certainly have that in a chapel or in a Prot church. Were you raised in any particular tradition?

Not me. But I think it's symbolically important for him to have a Catholic ceremony. I dunno. He has few wants in this life, so I tend to accomodate those few he has. Although one of his mulish desires was waiting to get engaged until a year from now at least, so I can sometimes push him to reconsider irrational things.

Do all Catholic Priests require you to promise to raise the kids Catholic?

Cause I'm pretty sure that neither of my friends in the interfaith marriage would have agreed to that. Of course this was SoCal - but they were married in a ceremony jointly conducted by a Priest and a Rabbi.

>Do all Catholic Priests require you to promise to raise the kids Catholic?

I'm not sure, because I am a Catholic godparent, even though I am neither Catholic nor baptized. I believe I did have to agree to raise the child as a Catholic, but if that was the wish of the parents, I would do so. The godfather is Catholic, though.

I think Bush should compare the war on terror to Britney shaving her head.

"See, what you have to realize is that...the War on Terroristicism, see...it's like hair. Now, you shave your head, see, with a shaverator like normal people do, and then, a few hours later...the hair is back. So then you have to defollicate your headness again and again.

But if you use a hair removal product like Nair, see, then it will be longer until your hair re-grows itself by its bootstraps.

So, in Iraq, what we've done is use Nair...and the insurgents are like...ingrown hairs. And we have to use our surge troops to scalp Iraq down to the bone. For democracy.

And then we'll sell the locks on eBay, which will help justify a tax cut for the rich.

Next question."